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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

You don't want to get one labeled "Micro-Soft" though. Uh, a friend of mine said.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

I just want to go on the record as saying that my "no uglies" policy is gender-blind.

Ikimizi's avatar

Perhaps the male CEO's should keep in mind that karma's a bitch.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

<em>“It’s not really about asking for a raise, but knowing and having faith that the system will give you the right raise,”</em>

What system is he talking about? Because the current vampire squid system makes raises rare to non-existent.

Ikimizi's avatar

She's great. I especially loved when she told a certain other Peace Prize winner that drones were fueling more terrorism.

PubOption's avatar

Would things improve if the wimmenz could get Instant Karma?

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Chicks need both. New karmas aren't cheap.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Booth at red-state state fairs? Naw, that wouldn't work - the R voters would have to know how to tell time to be impressed.

bobbert's avatar

"Trust us to give you the right raise".

bobbert's avatar

To a roomful of software nerds? Maybe. Maybe.