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I wish Kaeps would go to Canada. Not because I want him to leave, but because I love to watch him play.

The Totonto Argonauts could bill themselves as "Banned from the USA."

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You have to putt through the Eye of Sauron on 18.

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I'd be more concerned if there was grass growing. There are 9 species of oaks native to AZ. If they were old trees, they were probably native. Edited to add: Oaks are tap rooted, which means they grow basically one big root that goes down many, many feet, until it finds a water source. That is why they can grow in harsh climates such as AZ.

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Absolutely. Just look at Kellyanne Conway, or Stephen Miller

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The Western Hemisphere. We aren't their neighbors.

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She was born the same year I was and looks older than I do, by at least 5 years. Yep. No soul.

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Did anyone see him on Maher's show Friday? He was great. He's handsome, but he reminds me what would happen if W and Putin had a child, for some reason.

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A dozen golf courses in an Arid Zona? WTF?

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Donated to the doc. I always obey Wonkette.

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Its why there's practically no water in the Colorado river reservoirs anymore

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Indonesia. You need a better teacher, if they didn't know that . Now off you pop

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"Whiskey is for drinking and water is for fighting over." Attributed to Mark Twain but not verified.The politics of water rights in the US has a long and sordid history with the common theme being that money talks the loudest.

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My not-dear departed aunt D_____ (married to that loathsome, selfish prick uncle P___) showed up to my dad's funeral in a grey minidress so short that someone commented, "If she bent over a little you could see the tampon string." Shitty people do shitty things. The pair of relatives were so desirous of being upper class that their stationery, rather than giving their full address, left off the numeral and just listed the Lane, so strangers would think they lived on an estate.

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Not that I'm a friend of golf courses, but some of them do use recycled water.

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Don’t forget Gozar the Gozarian from Bisbee

Dude makes Louie G. look like Churchill

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I've noticed the age graph for that mostly Republican district is shaped like a butt plug, with the oldest people being farthest up the ass. Coincidence?

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