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Tessie's avatar

Oh, all of a sudden NOW he's worried about Mango Unchained?

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CJLB's avatar

Maybe the Supremes shouldn't have made the president immune from the law. Ya think?

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meh's avatar

I thought Cartman said "authoritAh"....

And Roberts is-was-willbe a hack until the end of time.

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Tessie's avatar

This is performative bullshit posturing.

Aside from the mild annoyance that comes from having one's ego dented, Roberts doesn't care.

If T666p fires everyone on the Court, Roberts and the other shitheads will just retire to their respective yachts, fly their respective flags, and collect their respective plush pensions.

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Tessie's avatar

Well, well, well -- If it isn't the consequences of your actions.

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Tessie's avatar

Respect has to be earned. This court is illegitimate and corrupt. If they wanted to be respected, they should have conducted themselves with integrity.

Reap what you sow, fascists. Whining is not a good look for anyone, and even less so for extremely powerful middle-aged men with lifetime appointments, no oversight, and no accountability.

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AdmNaismith's avatar

Rich words from the Chief Justice after making Drumpf a king.

Should have thought about all this before you made Drumpf a king, Chief Justice Roberts.

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ManchuCandidate's avatar

To be fair, it's hard to respect a court made up of corrupt shitheads and chickenshits that gave a dictator carte blanche.

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CJLB's avatar

Also a Court made up of sycophantic grifters relying on billionaires to wine and dine them may, just may, have made the Court a joke.

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Spleen Victoria's avatar

But I thought they LIKED olde-timey things! They sure do like to say that gun control laws and abortion laws should be like ye olden times! George III should be squarely in their wheelhouse!

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Lil Snot's avatar

Best last line to a post ever. 2025 in a nutshell, I predict.

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clairence's avatar

"Replace them with our people."

> people who don't belong anywhere near the levers of power.

"The president has to be able to run the government as he thinks he should. That’s the way the Constitution works. It has been thwarted too much by the way our bureaucracy has worked over the past 15 years"

>Show me in the Constitution where it says POTUS shares any sort of power with anyone else. He's da man in charge, and all these quote-unquote legislators and judges need to get out of his way.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. Vance gets his "ideas," such as they are, from Yarvin, who wants to abolish democracy. No, not just Democrats, democracy itself.

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

He wants to go back to feudalism. Certain blokes in Philadelphia in 1776 would not look favorably on this notion.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Certain mooks in Mar-a-Lago don't give a crap.

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Nancy Naive's avatar

Remember, 6 members of this Court believe in a theory of “Single Man Infallibility” and Romans 13 - “Let every person be subordinate to the higher authorities, for there is no authority except from God, and those that exist have been established by God.”

Divine Right of Kings

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

“Let every person be subordinate to the higher authorities, for there is no authority except from God, and those that exist have been established by God.*”

* Unless they are Democrats

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Stulexington's avatar

Gee, I wonder why he's worried Trump is going to flaunt the law.

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clairence's avatar

couldn't be because SCOTUS declared he could do whatever he wants, if he calls it 'official'.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Flout. Flout the law. Although he'll probably flaunt as he flouts.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

He'll probably also flounce.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Fluoridate!

Floridate?

Where's General Ripper when you need him?

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Lynn Veit's avatar

Hard to imagine that burnt-orange lardass ... flouncing.

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CzechJournalists's avatar

damn. now i want flautas.

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RSKPDX's avatar

Perhaps some flouncing will be involved as well!

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

"It's fun to stay at the YMCA!"

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Lynn Veit's avatar

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Now that fucking song is stuck in my head!

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

And visions of Trump doing the hurky-jerky while it plays?

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Lynn Veit's avatar

Ohhhh, you are evil!

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The Blessed Reverend's avatar

These dangerous suggestions, however sporadic, must be soundly rejected.

! You and who else motherfucker? !

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Old guy named Bill (OGNB)'s avatar

"mimeographed Christmas newsletter" is a really nostalgic reminder of times past. I'm of the age that I can remember (1) the bluish-purplish mimeograph ink that could smear so easily over hands and clothes and (2) those hand-crank devices you'd use to generate the mimeograph copies.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Remember huffing those freshly-mimeographed pages?

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counterlife's avatar

I remember the smell of mimeograph ink. It wasn't bad, kind of weirdly good?

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PuraVida's avatar

Ammonia.

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Lil Snot's avatar

It was GREAT! I can still summon it up.

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