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Kurt Weil's avatar

Dershowitz's Alzheimer's has some unusual symptoms. Petulant teen-age whining is very uncommon.

r_dale's avatar

First they came for those who live in The Hamptons, but I said nothing, because I live in Martha's Vineyard...

JimmyPete's avatar

Giuliani , Dershowitz, Ben Carson, Betsy, when Trump isn't surrounding himself with the corrupt he's palin' around with the early stages of the dementia

SkinlessGenderlessMan's avatar

Thanks! Here's your pendant pedant!

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

He's a liberal in the sense that he likes to be paid liberally.

EdR's avatar

It is a key step in the propaganda manual.

Marc Berrenson's avatar

Dershowitz should stop whining and suck it up. What in hell did he expect? This is like Sally Fields' Oscar acceptance speech in reverse: " You hate me. You really hate me!" He's become irrelevant in intellectual circles and this is his way of self promotion. Either that, or Trump has something on him and Alan's support and whining is payback. Don't worry, Alan, I'm sure you'll still be invited to the private parties of Trump's gangster and felon friends, where you'll be welcome with open arms.

AdjudicatedCrazy's avatar

Derp-O-Shit is a "noted liberal" only when it comes to the rights of rich people. A couple of years ago, he represented Gigi Jordan, a pharmaceutical heiress who killed her 8-year-old because he was autistic. He argued that it was self-defense.

mailman27's avatar

Does he have his refrigerator on?Does he have Thomas Jefferson in a book?

Maybe's avatar

And once again a Trumpsters waves the proud banner of victimhood.

What a bunch of wusses.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

His habit of hanging around the Faux Nooz studios whinging about his petty personal slights and agreeing with the derpier staff is why I always get a kick out of the MAGAtwits who insist that Dershowitz is a "noted liberal."

kmblue187's avatar

But I thought the residents were all kinda rich?

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

It better be in 3D, or I will stab someone through the heart!

TundraGrifter's avatar

Apparently you've never purchased groceries on Martha's Vineyard. Everything comes across on the ferry and costs a fortune.