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Trebuchet with GoPro livestream or GTFO. Put in on pay-per-view, national debt erased overnight

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And Best Compliments of the Season to You, Sweetpea!

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Kitty has HAD it with you people putting holiday shit on him...

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If Mark Halperin is sincere, then he should make amends -- put his time, effort, and energy into mending the damage he caused. He has a lot of contacts and he can help repair some of the career damage he caused. From his own pockets, he can compensate those whom he financially damaged. An apology is self-serving empty air, the test of sincerity is in Halperin's willingness to, as far as possible, mitigate the harm.

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Too bad you just *had* to slip in that last part. Otherwise, you weren't doing so badly.

I would say that I am an optimistic person and think that just *maybe* these two have made some strides in the last year.

But when she said this, fuck her. It is not the victim's responsibility to try to rehabilitate a sexual agressor. He should be showing all the things he is doing to rehabilitate his effing self.

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Is THAT why we had to spend 2 agonizing weeks in elementary and middle school PE doing that stuff? I mean, I had to touch boys' hands!!!!11!

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I never put my penis on anybody's shoulder. The idea of doing a thing like that never crossed my mind. I'm no saint, but then again you don't have to be. To NOT put your penis on anybody's shoulder.

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They've given up on "Repeal and Replace Obamacare" because

(a) they have no replacement ideas, and never really did, because the ACA already was the conservative plan and

(b) they want do damage more than just the ACA

Thus, the GOP mantra is now "Repeal and Replace Obamacare" => "Repeal Obama".

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"... to forgive and make nice ..."

Obligatory...

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Yeah, right?! What man in his right mind would do that? These guys are stuck in whatever movie version of college they went to. Grow the hell up and show some respect!

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More like Ted Bundy.

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Jaysus, what a twit. Grow a pair, dude.

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Women!

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Yuck! That's why I wear powered armor.

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I knew the John Birchers were in on it somehow. But I love square and line dancing. It’s a shame it had to be politicized. But then they politicized sit-ups and pushups during the Cold War. Remember trying to meet those goals in gym class?

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I kept thinking he was the author of a time travel novel

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