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Ted Cruz being the exception that proves...no, can't finish.

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I find them a little cold for my taste.

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Basta! So good to see you, friend. You wouldn't believe how often I think about you. ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜

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Yeah, I still have my Don Corleone mix tape

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Short for cattlemen and oil barons.

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The punishment for Pompeo here is that he gets outed for being such an asshole. I'd like to see an additional investigation into those "Madison Dinners" that Pompous rang up on the taxpayers. The amount spent on these personal parties must be huge.

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During his six feckless years in the House, Mike was known as โ€œthe Congressman from Koch.โ€

Poor Mikey. No wonder he's depended upon handouts from the Koch brothers his entire life. Everything he touches turns to manure. He's like a Donald Trump: what he lacks in decency and intelligence he makes up for with greed.

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How exactly did fat Mike ever pass a physical fitness test in the Army? Is that why his minimal time in service was so short and undistinguished?

(The dope went from top of his class at West Point [sure, mate] to platoon leader, to squadron maintenance officer for his cavalry unit, and then to civilian in just five years. Dude was was Infantry MOS who was in a combat theater but didn't earn a CIB.)

Maybe because fat Mike was nominated for West Point by the disgraced Orange County Congressman, Rep. Bob Dornan -- in the early 80s, when enrollments were at an all-time low?

Fat Mike studied โ€œengineering managementโ€, then served the minimal amount of time to get his free education handout.

Fine piece of Republican lard, that one.

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No wonder he wanted to go home, it's no fun if you can't grift.

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Hey! The second Mrs. Pompeo was the Wichita State homecoming queen! She's on her third marriage to a slime bag. They deserve each other.

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aaawww...Zbee!!!Ditto,Kiddo!!!

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Somehow my household got one of those ugly Christimas cards. Talk about something with the design sense of garbage.

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The slob is an End Times evagelical and climate-change denier -- i.e., a better Republican party member than any Trash Dump clan child.

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โ€œWho or what is this Clio?โ€ โ€“ Mike Pompeo (R-Kansas) demands of Sidney Blumenthal.

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Which wife? Leslie, or the obese Wichita State beauty queen?

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Hello Bella!!!You are too kind...This is my new home.While I do have so many at RS that I miss seeing, I refuse to go back.The mod there banned a certain Diety that I love and respect so for me...it's done.Stop by here often...it is a great place for all kinds of reasons!!!

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