Morning Wonkers! Grab some chocolate, or some coffee, or put some chocolate in your coffee and get uncomfortably close to Yr Wonkette because there's a ton of stuff that happened while you were sleeping. Here's just some of the things we may be talking about today!
This is largely true. When I travel, often the only source of US news is the local country's version of CNN. Sometimes BBC will also be available. My French relatives often need to be schooled in the truth after they get a distorted view of things from CNN. (I'll be there again in the summer, so god knows how much nonsense I will need to disabuse them of by then.)
Half my facebook feed agrees.
But he knows we don't love him. And he'll make us pay for that. Oh yes, we'll pay.
oh, PUH-lese, Flynn didn't lie to the ass who told him to do it!
because Pense ORDERED him to do it, no lies at all except to America
What is wrong with people? As if the campaign season itself didn't lay out what a lying, self-obsessed sack of shit that guy is?
Maybe he could loan us those ninja nuns and their syringe full of votes....
Rumour has it that a note was found on Jong-Nam's corpse saying "SCREW YOU YOU FAT FUCK, IF I BEAT YOU AT STARCRAFT ONCE I BEAT YOU A HUNDRED TIMES"
This is largely true. When I travel, often the only source of US news is the local country's version of CNN. Sometimes BBC will also be available. My French relatives often need to be schooled in the truth after they get a distorted view of things from CNN. (I'll be there again in the summer, so god knows how much nonsense I will need to disabuse them of by then.)
I love that older monkey child tormenting the little one and mom constantly brushing him off.
Hopefully next up is having an agreement with Flynn that his punishment will be less if he tells who knew what and when. But what group would that be?
But he's gonna pivot!
Sorry to hear about your coma, but very glad you woke up! What's it been, sounds like, a decade or so?
Yeah, it is a sad put true fact that victims often become perps.
Exactly.
Proxy 'Rax ftw!
Beginning?