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Dee Andee's avatar

As long as we can throw Scott Walker in the trunk just before we do!

Tiny kaiju's avatar

nope. A shriveled scrotum with fungal growth.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

I'm gonna go on down to the local criminal store and buy me a criminal. Since it's supposed to be one of those new fangled pagan combination criminal stores, I suppose the other part must be a Post Office or at least a Staples.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

Aren't there also references to keeping captured enemies solidiers and civilians as slaves, the ones that weren't murdered outright to reduce the likelihood of rebellion. Nothing says voluntary worker like not having a life to reboot because someone destroyed your civilization and murdered your family.

Dee Andee's avatar

I think you'd be better off being a psychiatrist for this.

Dee Andee's avatar

Projection. Just like David Brooks blaming radical republican fundamentalism on Rush Limbaugh, instead of taking any of the blame for himself.

Dee Andee's avatar

That's quite accurate! I like it. :)

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Thank god he's never going to be President.

The Quirk's avatar

Yeah, I REALLY want one of those "non-violent" criminals living in my house, next to my daughter, near my credit cards. . . It should be "People we're not afraid of--YET!"

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Point: The prison system is not fucked up because progressives. The prison system -and the school system- is are was fucked up because of conservative "measures" to privatize them.

IE: Making money off incarceration is a bad, failed, worse than awful idea and we should stop doing it yesterday, but it is very very very much a Republican baby so stfu radio twatweasel

HairyEyedWordBombThrower's avatar

So Huck is consenting to be a slave? I've always wanted one..../sarcasm

thixotropic jerk's avatar

Who are we talking about again? Mike Gofuckyerselfabee?

Zhu Bajie's avatar

I've long assumed that Conservatives want some kind of "permanent employment" workers cooking and cleaning and polishing their naughty bits ....

handyhippie65's avatar

i think they are cousins.