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Lefty Mark's avatar

In Idaho Panhandle, labrador raw dogs you!

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Left Coast Tom's avatar

To be honest, I find Barstool more comical than scary.

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Left Coast Tom's avatar

Fuckabee "likes" Israel because his religious-ideology sees a "Jewish State" as fuel for Armageddon. I wouldn't call that position "pro-Semite".

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Pecker Rider of Pern's avatar

The profanity in this post's as eloquent as Huckabee is a...some sort of shit...thing? I'm not very good at this.

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Ankyloglossia's avatar

AMEN!

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SigDeFlyinMonky's avatar

You know who else ate dog (and cat and rat)? The residents of Vicksburg! Don't trust them neither.

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blaid droog's avatar

Thing I like most about you Evan is you are just as mean and nasty and hurtful as the unpolished turds you rail at. Keep up the good work.

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blaid droog's avatar

That creature is really a disgusting ugly caricature of a troll.It's really an offense to all trolls to lump him together with the other trolls. Fortunately hucks fambly seem to not like coming out into the world of light.

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blaid droog's avatar

It's obscene. I know obscenity when I see it.

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JAWs's avatar

What I'm confused. So Josh Duggar molested his underaged sisters and hatefucked a bunch of strippers and porn stars because of racism?

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blaid droog's avatar

Reverse Dorian Gray?

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blaid droog's avatar

Lucky for Evan he need not worry about the banhammer.

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blaid droog's avatar

BOO! It's pugsley huckabee.

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blaid droog's avatar

He makes Tor Johnson look like Cary Grant.

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nightmoth's avatar

AAIIEE! Gonna need an Ambien.

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Shelli Kae's avatar

Now this is some funny Fucking journalism! I adore Evan and his way with the words!

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