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In Idaho Panhandle, labrador raw dogs you!

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To be honest, I find Barstool more comical than scary.

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Fuckabee "likes" Israel because his religious-ideology sees a "Jewish State" as fuel for Armageddon. I wouldn't call that position "pro-Semite".

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The profanity in this post's as eloquent as Huckabee is a...some sort of shit...thing? I'm not very good at this.

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AMEN!

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You know who else ate dog (and cat and rat)? The residents of Vicksburg! Don't trust them neither.

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Thing I like most about you Evan is you are just as mean and nasty and hurtful as the unpolished turds you rail at. Keep up the good work.

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That creature is really a disgusting ugly caricature of a troll.It's really an offense to all trolls to lump him together with the other trolls. Fortunately hucks fambly seem to not like coming out into the world of light.

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It's obscene. I know obscenity when I see it.

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What I'm confused. So Josh Duggar molested his underaged sisters and hatefucked a bunch of strippers and porn stars because of racism?

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Reverse Dorian Gray?

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Lucky for Evan he need not worry about the banhammer.

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BOO! It's pugsley huckabee.

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He makes Tor Johnson look like Cary Grant.

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AAIIEE! Gonna need an Ambien.

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Now this is some funny Fucking journalism! I adore Evan and his way with the words!

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