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Reasons teens girls get pregnant: <strike>Desire to have sex without appreciation for consequences</strike> <strike>Lack of education on contraceptives </strike> <strike>Social pressure not to get abortion</strike> Trying to be like the chick from the Star Wars prequels.

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No irony in a Christian attacking a Jewish single mom, I guess.

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That comment works on so many levels.

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That phrase made me laugh so hard I had tears.

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when i saw this story last night all i could think was 'wingers are pissed b/c she doesn't NEED a ring or a man.'

sisters are doing it for themselves.

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oh just beautiful.

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Hatrabbit: You beat me to it! Yes - Ms. Portmann is a STAR!

As has been pointed out elsewhere, it appears she is not a "single" mom. She has an established relationship with the father of her child-to-be...

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Same place he got Obama's childhood biography.

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What about all those unmarried farm animals you left behind Mike?

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"Bristol made this look so fucking easy."

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Sometimes the Ugly Ducking becomes a swan, and sometimes it becomes a fat noisy duck that leaves poop everywhere.

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<i>He will also sit on Natalie Portman's head while singing 'Onward Christian Soldiers' ...</i>

so death for Natalie Portman, is what you're really saying.

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From your <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/336974\/huckabee-on-jamie-lynn-spears-pregnancy" target="_blank">wonkette</a>:<blockquote>Naturally, he thinks [Jamie Lynn Spears] made “right decision, a good decision” about not getting an abortion, but he doesn’t want other teenage girls to be thinking that getting pregnant is a good idea. </blockquote>Bristol was a teenager and should have taken his advice: don't get pregnant and don't get an abortion. But Natalie Portman isn't a teenager, so his advice doesn't count.

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He's just worried that George Lucas is planning a new Star Wars series centered on Natalie Portman's baby ("Young Luke Skywalker"). It's a legitimate concern.

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