Each day is an adventure for Mike Huckabee. Some days he's all happy and a-slappin' the bass and whizzing off churchy jokes to his elderly fan base, other days he's angry as a constipated cockatoo in search of the great release. (Other days he is a leading possibility for President of the United States of America, but hopefully those days are over.) What's his fucking problem now? Something about
The most repugnant of which has to be Turdblossom.
Let's not forget the recently departed Donald "Duck" Dun....
....Cause I'm a soul man....
Luntz...talk about misshapen whores in the gutter...
If Huckabee ever needs a job, any cinema would be overjoyed to have him. He's a true master of projection.
"...a-slappin’ the bass..."
Is that the maritime version of choking the chicken?
"Gutter-level ethics" would be a step up for The Nuge.