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451 Byrnes's avatar

No. No defense. He is an accessory to murder. Vote that voting voter in the votehole.

Ryan Denniston's avatar

ask for one simple wish …get the liberals out of here.

So, what you're saying is that the Republicans want free stuff too, from Santa. Do they not see that the whole Santa dropping off free stuff kinda runs counter to their reworking of this poem?

Michael R's avatar

It needs more Kristallnacht .

Michael R's avatar

When your dog does this it means they needs their anal glands " expressed " . and if you have time do the same to Mike Huckabee .

TheOtherHeadlessThompsonGunner's avatar

I totally missed that one, didn't I?

Oh well, there's always next year.

dshwa's avatar

That's one way to get out of it.

The Wanderer's avatar

Thank Nobody I'm an atheist!

Ducksworthy's avatar

Freedum isn't free and we will pay any price, bear any burden, to insure Halliburton's profits.

Ducksworthy's avatar

He keeps saying that but I don't think it means what he thinks it means.

Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Republicans don't actually understand poetry. They know that poems rhyme, so as long as they hit the rhymes, they think they're done.

lynchie's avatar

but he caught the clap once from Josh Duggar

lynchie's avatar

It is about his mailing list. He mails to it, rents it out to everyone running as well as various companies that is why he runs to make money.

lynchie's avatar

Is that Josh with Bristol Palin?

LeftCoastLeftie's avatar

Points for spelling his last name correctly - the papers often get it wrong.