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AJ Milne's avatar

(Laughs...)

He’s an incompetent fucking joke and the lot of them know it.

Let ‘em squirm.

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

I am about to discover the wonders of disqus on the phone. Comp I s at IT bc I got phished partly bc I am an idiot and partly bc it was some quality phishing ( they managed to hack my bank interface so that it looked like I was still in the bank website so technically it was the bank that got hacked)

notaten's avatar

Perfect timing for this. I was just starting to get hungry and was wondering what to eat. Not anymore- I may never eat again. Thanks Wonkette!

whatwhomever's avatar

Well he’s partially correct - Donald Trump is doing an enormous amount of sucking, and we do hate him for it.

StarJamma's avatar

This is a contender for grossest open thread evah.

DialecticDetective's avatar

What the fuck is going wrong with the world?

It feels like I went through a magic door a few years ago but instead of fucking Narnia I wound up on the planet of the idiots.

Royal Ugly Dude's avatar

The other 62 percent won't drink Corona because it tastes like diluted piss water

MsEdgyNation's avatar

The sexiness of mere mortal men fades to insignificance at the thought of a half-naked Donald Trump with 60,000 gobs of coronavirus running down his chin.

NellCote71's avatar

Better than Keto or Paleo combined!

Prostate of Dorian Gray's avatar

The hadron collider. When that got turned on, everything started getting weird.

(I'm kidding. I don't actually believe the cause and effect of that.)

NellCote71's avatar

Mandatory Bud Lite libelz!

14thAngryDemocrat's avatar

Try piss water with a wedge of lime for that tropical taste sensation.

14thAngryDemocrat's avatar

“Wet Donald Trump” is enough for my poor minds eye, thank you.

MsEdgyNation's avatar

How do I gouge out my mind's eye?

Lara's avatar

With your mind’s grapefruit spoon.

I literally just ate. Evan, you is killed me!

Lara's avatar

It’s 38% of the people hanging around a half-closed, two-thirds-empty mall on a Wednesday mid-morning, most likely.