I am about to discover the wonders of disqus on the phone. Comp I s at IT bc I got phished partly bc I am an idiot and partly bc it was some quality phishing ( they managed to hack my bank interface so that it looked like I was still in the bank website so technically it was the bank that got hacked)
The sexiness of mere mortal men fades to insignificance at the thought of a half-naked Donald Trump with 60,000 gobs of coronavirus running down his chin.
(Laughs...)
He’s an incompetent fucking joke and the lot of them know it.
Let ‘em squirm.
I am about to discover the wonders of disqus on the phone. Comp I s at IT bc I got phished partly bc I am an idiot and partly bc it was some quality phishing ( they managed to hack my bank interface so that it looked like I was still in the bank website so technically it was the bank that got hacked)
Perfect timing for this. I was just starting to get hungry and was wondering what to eat. Not anymore- I may never eat again. Thanks Wonkette!
Well he’s partially correct - Donald Trump is doing an enormous amount of sucking, and we do hate him for it.
This is a contender for grossest open thread evah.
What the fuck is going wrong with the world?
It feels like I went through a magic door a few years ago but instead of fucking Narnia I wound up on the planet of the idiots.
The other 62 percent won't drink Corona because it tastes like diluted piss water
The sexiness of mere mortal men fades to insignificance at the thought of a half-naked Donald Trump with 60,000 gobs of coronavirus running down his chin.
Better than Keto or Paleo combined!
The hadron collider. When that got turned on, everything started getting weird.
(I'm kidding. I don't actually believe the cause and effect of that.)
Mandatory Bud Lite libelz!
Try piss water with a wedge of lime for that tropical taste sensation.
“Wet Donald Trump” is enough for my poor minds eye, thank you.
How do I gouge out my mind's eye?
With your mind’s grapefruit spoon.
I literally just ate. Evan, you is killed me!
It’s 38% of the people hanging around a half-closed, two-thirds-empty mall on a Wednesday mid-morning, most likely.