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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

Actually, he probably thought, "God, I really am smarter than you. Leave the halo on your way out."

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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

Hey, stuff happens.

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Steven Posey's avatar

It gets trotted out after every Republican loss, and I don't think it's dying, but the GOP just seems to be tearing itself apart lately. Trump just waltzed into the core and drained all the coolant and is just standing back cackling, his leathery skin pulled back in an inhuman sneer. Huckabee just starts praying to the glowing rods, proclaiming them to be the light of God.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

One word. Fuckthehuck.

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chascates's avatar

Huckster just needs to accept the obvious: America is not good enough for him.

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Janecita πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ͺ's avatar

He should move to a better country, Syria seems nice.

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RJ (TO)'s avatar

It's his Reverse Sally Field impression: "You hate me! You really hate me!"

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Incoming Ham's avatar

What is the sound of homophobic/misogynistic wingnuts devouring each other? NOM NOM NOM

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Webster's avatar

Huckabee. Finally the dictionary has a synonym for "Santorum."

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danteardenz's avatar

Gomer Pyle meets Fat Albert ,Huckabee admitted all of this nonsense in the Fundamentalist subculture ,the Republican base, is about fundraising !The Jesus Business makes big money from little minds ... that's all.Nothing changes ,and no truth to anything ...just the literally Billions raised ,making a fool out of witch burning By bull webblers .

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

But funny, as well. I mean, you can't make this shit up.

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akryan's avatar

Of course his reasons for it are revolting on their own, but I think the scariest part of what he is saying is that he'd be willing to ignore the courts. That's a direct threat to the separation of powers. His argument is that judicial decisions will only be followed if he agrees with them. Huckabee is literally saying that he'll be a theocratic dictator if he's elected.

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E.A. Blair's avatar

"A lot of these organizations wouldn’t have the ability to do urgent fundraising because if we slay the dragon, what dragon do they continue to fight?"This sums up the essence of conservatives, wingnuts, fundies, Republicans and all others of this mindset. They need an enemy; they thrive on hate and without an excuse to go to war against someone or something they have no reason to exist. The very notion of "live and let live" doesn't even pop up on their radar screens.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Achievement unlocked!

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The Wanderer's avatar

So there'll be a pogrom on the program?

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The Wanderer's avatar

Ah, the butthurt feels like a sylphic breeze from the gardens of Allah.

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