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I feel he is more of a rapacious swamp sow.

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I envision a collaboration with Gulf Coast states affected by the BP/Halliburton oil spill : "Come and enjoy the healing rainbow waters of our beaches. Let your body absorb moisturizing natural compounds and help clean up the environment at the same time. We are working on ground breaking science to treat cancer with carcinogens and fuel America too.

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<i>"There is no money long-term if you cure the disease." </i>

Right. Find a cure for cancer, and see if you make money.

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Make sure they have no insurance, and they'll pay plenty. Problem solved!

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I've seen people in scrubs, smoking outside the back door at Sloan Kettering. Totally mind-buggering, but true.

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How long before wingnuts latch onto holistic medicine? Not the hippie stuff, but the bloodletting and leeches and so forth ...

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And AIDS (and hurricanes) to punish teh ghey. I wonder what He's got in store for national health care <strike>sinners</strike> supporters?

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More funding for science research? Every once in a while Huckabee reminds us why ultra-conservatives hated him so much in 2008 by burying something quasi-sensible in a mountain of derp. Thanks, Huck!

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That idea definitely wasn't on anybody's radar.

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Uh oh, Hucka-Boo-Boo is off his meds again.

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Hey, don't knock the leeches! They've been found to have a legitimate medical value.

Or are you talking about the 47%?

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Look at the expression on Kilmeades face!

"Whu... ? Wait... Huh?"

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Huckabee needs to declare an all out war on morbid obesity. His family is ground zero.

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If you read Alex Jones more, that is exactly the plan except that with secret cancer in vaccines and GMO foods and chemtrails, the cancer winnowing of the population is being sped up by the elite/Bilderbergers/Illuminati/Masons/TrilateralCommission.

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