Oh good, it is time for Mike Huckabee to weigh in on Ben Carson's made-up history of being the stabbiest juvenile delinquent ever to break West Point's heart. Huck went on the bad MSNBC morning program to tell everyone, FOR THE RECORD, that he never beated up his mom with a hammer, and he never did all the stabbings like Ben Carson "did":
ol' Huck might not have stabbed or killed anyone yet - but those gears are grindin up in that there rancid muck where the worms are a squirmin, - the future looks bleak, - there's still time -
Which is precisely why the Mooslins argue that you have to learn Classical Arabic to read what Invisible Sky Dude whispered in the Prophet's ear. Translations are bullshit.
Paul Simon lybull.
Try eagle-tops. That beats SnarkOff's dibs. Or it did back in the day.
I'll settle for a secretary. Can I make my own pick?
Sometimes the dick jokes write themselves.
Stinky Fundies just made it on to my punk band name list.
Is "beated" actually a word? I is confuze.
Better that sniffing stinky undies! Or is it????
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ol' Huck might not have stabbed or killed anyone yet - but those gears are grindin up in that there rancid muck where the worms are a squirmin, - the future looks bleak, - there's still time -
I feel violated. ......Show us on the doll where the governor touched you.
Maybe a follow up to her hit album....
You mean?....
Damn. I posted this on the wrong thread. Should have put it on Jeb!'s.
Which is precisely why the Mooslins argue that you have to learn Classical Arabic to read what Invisible Sky Dude whispered in the Prophet's ear. Translations are bullshit.
I just feel like I've been poked in the eyes, Moe Howard-style.
Or chickens.