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Ulricii's avatar

Try eagle-tops. That beats SnarkOff's dibs. Or it did back in the day.

Ulricii's avatar

I'll settle for a secretary. Can I make my own pick?

Ryan Denniston's avatar

Sometimes the dick jokes write themselves.

alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

Stinky Fundies just made it on to my punk band name list.

A Bashful Nobody's avatar

Is "beated" actually a word? I is confuze.

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Better that sniffing stinky undies! Or is it????

azeyote's avatar

ol' Huck might not have stabbed or killed anyone yet - but those gears are grindin up in that there rancid muck where the worms are a squirmin, - the future looks bleak, - there's still time -

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

I feel violated. ......Show us on the doll where the governor touched you.

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Maybe a follow up to her hit album....

Doug Langley's avatar

Damn. I posted this on the wrong thread. Should have put it on Jeb!'s.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

Which is precisely why the Mooslins argue that you have to learn Classical Arabic to read what Invisible Sky Dude whispered in the Prophet's ear. Translations are bullshit.

The Quirk's avatar

I just feel like I've been poked in the eyes, Moe Howard-style.