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Paul Simon lybull.

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Try eagle-tops. That beats SnarkOff's dibs. Or it did back in the day.

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I'll settle for a secretary. Can I make my own pick?

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Sometimes the dick jokes write themselves.

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Stinky Fundies just made it on to my punk band name list.

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Is "beated" actually a word? I is confuze.

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Better that sniffing stinky undies! Or is it????

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ol' Huck might not have stabbed or killed anyone yet - but those gears are grindin up in that there rancid muck where the worms are a squirmin, - the future looks bleak, - there's still time -

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I feel violated. ......Show us on the doll where the governor touched you.

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Maybe a follow up to her hit album....

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Damn. I posted this on the wrong thread. Should have put it on Jeb!'s.

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Which is precisely why the Mooslins argue that you have to learn Classical Arabic to read what Invisible Sky Dude whispered in the Prophet's ear. Translations are bullshit.

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I just feel like I've been poked in the eyes, Moe Howard-style.

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Or chickens.

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