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I believe it was in the other direction.

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to people who sweat through their clothes everyday and have to lift heavy things to make a living

Fuck you, huck. Once again these dorks thinking the 99% are all a buncha sweaty day laborers.Fuck you with rabid weasel votes.Also too, March to the oven? REALLY? Look you blotivated ignoramus, some of us had ancestors who died over there from the really real holocaust. So fuck you again.

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hey now, i have been a self employed carpenter for 20 years. i sweat every day at work, even in the winter. i definitely do the work, and was definitely born right here.

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Angel Moroni? Plays shortstop for the Mudville 9??

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Yes, Huckabee does look like a very large overactive gland of some sort.

Just lookin' out for his own kind.

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'Yeah, well, being a CEO is work!'

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Pfft. Like any self-respecting billionaire would carry his own clubs.

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In my bag I have... let's see... 11 putters, a two-way utility iron, a chipper, a 64 degree wedge, a hockey stick, a pool cue, an umbrella and a set of both Spongebob Squarepants and A&W golf balls. I take my miniature golf seriously.

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Wait, does that mean all those cantaloupe-calved drug running murdering rapist illegal immigrants are also COMMIES?

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Happily the one I use has plenty of Japanese babies I can use in my old Mazda. All the American babies still use inches.

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Poor segue on my part, but that old Austrian joke wasn't going to find a better place to use it...

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Ouch!

Not to put too fine a point on it, but when you come begging Germany for money, you might not want to draw swastikas and mustaches on their popular and democratically elected leader.

Wolfgang Schäuble, on the other hand, is always fair game!

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You REALLY won't need to take your ice ax with you.

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It's like the Highlander of derp; instead of sword fights it's who can say the most cutting crazy thing.

On a serious note, do any of these assholes ever give specifics on why it's a bad deal that aren't inaccurate/bold faced lies?

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That's what makes him so dangerous.

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Mr. Obama? By you, you're a Hitler. By me, you're a Hitler. But by Hitlers, Mr. Obama, you're no Hitler.

- Heinrich Himmler Bimmler

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