Former Arkansas governor, teevee talker, and maybe serious presidential candidate Mike Huckabee is doing That Thing He Does once again, throwing red meat to the right wing, probably to be followed by an appearance on the Daily Show where he impresses Jon Stewart with how nice and avuncular he is.
Oh, I don't know. It seems like every single Republican worth the "R" after their name has been referred to as a potential presidential candidate at one time or another.
When the entirety of your understanding of Natural Science amounts to "God did it", floating buildings down a river is entirely plausible...
Isn't it funny how all the "experts" the media runs to for guidance about exactly how badly the President is doing his job are all the losers who couldn't get the job in the first place.
<a href="http:\/\/youtu.be\/iB9cj38WeCY\?t=3s" target="_blank">Fuckabee&#039;s!</a>
*frantically waving*
Yoo hoo, don&#039;t forget Arizona!
Huckabee or Jesus?
I&#039;m bad, I&#039;m nationwide
You sure? It <i>is</i> a weird trick, after all.
Don&#039;t forget North Colorado and the State of Jefferson!
&quot;OH GOD!!!!!!!!!&quot;
I&#039;m waiting for John Bolton to weigh in on this before I form an opinion.
I was thinking of a sausage grinder, but ok
Who could have predicted people would use Jeebus as a giant weapon?
Oh, I don&#039;t know. It seems like every single Republican worth the &quot;R&quot; after their name has been referred to as a potential presidential candidate at one time or another.
Jesuzilla?
When the entirety of your understanding of Natural Science amounts to &quot;God did it&quot;, floating buildings down a river is entirely plausible...
Isn&#039;t it funny how all the &quot;experts&quot; the media runs to for guidance about exactly how badly the President is doing his job are all the losers who couldn&#039;t get the job in the first place.
Mike Huckabee: The Other White Meat Governor of Arkansas.
...phew, thank god no one has said Florida! I just finished refinancing my house!