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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

I am going with The Great Gazoo.

Capt.Jim's avatar

What the hell is wrong with the blahs being shot is a hell of a lot better than swinging from a damn tree,why all the ungratefulness???

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

That's why they were an instrument of God['s son, you know, that Jewish carpenter].

marxalot's avatar

The Grand Wazoo, anyone?

marxalot's avatar

Cadillacs and Subarus?

schmannity's avatar

To paraphrase Obama, Republican voters are looking for that old pick up with fries behind the seat and spilled milk smell.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

<i>What gets you shot is when you grab a police officer’s gun, and you lunge at him, and you try to hit him in the face</i>

So that's why the cops shot Tamir Rice and shot John Crawford. Thanks for whitesplaining that at us, Fuckabee.

Vienna Woods's avatar

He probably doesn't like the black stormtrooper, also, too.

dslindc's avatar

Is that what that annoying buzzing sound is?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

This is just like the time a cop told Huckabee to "get the fuck on the sidewalk" and Huckabee said "thank you officer".

It's interesting to see Huckabee isn't so dogmatically pro-life anymore. A year ago he was all <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/538305\/mike-huckabee-explains-how-taking-dead-girl-off-life-support-is-like-forced-abortions-in-auschwitz" target="_blank">"every life has value"</a>. Now he's OK with (very) late-term abortions for black men.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I was shot in the eye with a BB gun. It hurt a lot. Still have my eye though.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I love how Wilson's obviously coached testimony has now become Gospel, carved in stone tablets, to his fan club. Sadly, the grand jury served its purpose, it gave the haters an excuse to believe every single ugly thing about the Brown case that they already desperately wanted to believe.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Storm troopers are white! They just are!

Vienna Woods's avatar

So, now we know... Santa is the child of Jango Fett.