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I am going with The Great Gazoo.

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Fuck Huck.

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What the hell is wrong with the blahs being shot is a hell of a lot better than swinging from a damn tree,why all the ungratefulness???

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That's why they were an instrument of God['s son, you know, that Jewish carpenter].

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Ain't that a Seamus?

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The Grand Wazoo, anyone?

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Cadillacs and Subarus?

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To paraphrase Obama, Republican voters are looking for that old pick up with fries behind the seat and spilled milk smell.

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<i>What gets you shot is when you grab a police officer’s gun, and you lunge at him, and you try to hit him in the face</i>

So that's why the cops shot Tamir Rice and shot John Crawford. Thanks for whitesplaining that at us, Fuckabee.

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He probably doesn't like the black stormtrooper, also, too.

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Is that what that annoying buzzing sound is?

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This is just like the time a cop told Huckabee to "get the fuck on the sidewalk" and Huckabee said "thank you officer".

It's interesting to see Huckabee isn't so dogmatically pro-life anymore. A year ago he was all <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/538305\/mike-huckabee-explains-how-taking-dead-girl-off-life-support-is-like-forced-abortions-in-auschwitz" target="_blank">"every life has value"</a>. Now he's OK with (very) late-term abortions for black men.

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I was shot in the eye with a BB gun. It hurt a lot. Still have my eye though.

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I love how Wilson's obviously coached testimony has now become Gospel, carved in stone tablets, to his fan club. Sadly, the grand jury served its purpose, it gave the haters an excuse to believe every single ugly thing about the Brown case that they already desperately wanted to believe.

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Storm troopers are white! They just are!

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So, now we know... Santa is the child of Jango Fett.

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