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bobbert's avatar

The fuck you say!

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bobbert's avatar

Yes.

Huck, Doc Ben, and maybe Frothy are just generating publicity for their book-like or movie-like substances. Trump is maybe trying to generate some attention for his finally-dead realiTV bullshit, and Babble Spice is just tweaking the usual punters to donate more.

Randy, Rafael, Rick, Scooter, Crisco: I guess they're serious. And then you got people like Carly, and Mike Pence, who I assume everyone knows are running for VP.

And I'm just living on Social Security. I can see how these folks milk the system; I just can't do it myself.

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4.0's avatar

The trashy lady in the photo is named Cupid Stunt. [(c) estate of K. Everett]

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chascates's avatar

Huckabee and Santorum should get the snake handler vote but even most teatards don't want a Pastor-in-Chief.

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The Quirk's avatar

Sounds like somebody watched "Girls" for the first time.

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bobbert's avatar

Oh, good. You're feeling better. Or the drugs are good.

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bobbert's avatar

Since there seems to be a shortage of Arkansans in this thread, I'll say it:

Fuck Huck.

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bobbert's avatar

All the Auffisten for versteckte Wurst Besessenheit, which I had to look up (my high school German never got around to obsession, evidently). I wish we could make a meme out of it.

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bobbert's avatar

Or, you know, if they say anything.

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bobbert's avatar

Fuck?

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bobbert's avatar

I'd just say ISWYDT, but this deserves a distinct "well done".

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bobbert's avatar

Bless his fucking heart.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I'll see if Lindsey Graham will make room.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Looks like Huck is back off his diet so if I tell him to eat shit it is kind of redundant.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"I treat my wife very differently than I treat my chums and my pals."</i>

He has chums <i>and</i> pals. What a snob!

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

It's <em>New York</em>. If you don't swear every other word you're a weirdo.

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