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Thomas Mc's avatar

When anybody talks to much about Jesus, you seriously need to hide your wallet and your kids. And your dog.

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Thomas Mc's avatar

They were only talking about the Left, as it's a given that the Right has plenty to hide.

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Thomas Mc's avatar

Well, that's a relief.

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Thomas Mc's avatar

Funny how some people see a pattern in praying to Jesus in the morning and finding a parking spot in the afternoon, but they can't see a pattern in a self righteous moralizing preacher surrounding himself with perverts.

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Thomas Mc's avatar

You want forgiveness? Talk to Jesus. I live in the real world.

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BackDoorMan's avatar

... not unless he could convince Dad to do some old-fashioned smiting first... just to tidy up the place before he returns.

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BackDoorMan's avatar

... the GOPedos would just shriek... "SEE? We told ya', they're ALL SICK PERVERTEDS AND SHOULD BE PUT TO DEATH!!!1!!11!" Of course this doesn't apply if you're a married heterosexual. Because shut up is why.

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... this was my "come to Jesus" moment... https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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... I wasn't aware Libertarians could be that clever, but I may have missed a memo.

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... Bristle Palin agrees and gives two non-opposable thumbs up.

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BackDoorMan's avatar

No True Christian libelz!

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... maybe for the boys... for the girls, not so much.

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E.A. Blair's avatar

That's spelled "bestiality".

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Yep. Network. Deeply entrenched.

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Dorothy Nelson's avatar

God almighty, I weep for the kids trapped in this hellish pedo-fundascape. This is your moment, FBI/CPS.

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PRIME79's avatar

GuardingOurPedaphiles

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