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When anybody talks to much about Jesus, you seriously need to hide your wallet and your kids. And your dog.

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They were only talking about the Left, as it's a given that the Right has plenty to hide.

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Well, that's a relief.

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Funny how some people see a pattern in praying to Jesus in the morning and finding a parking spot in the afternoon, but they can't see a pattern in a self righteous moralizing preacher surrounding himself with perverts.

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You want forgiveness? Talk to Jesus. I live in the real world.

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... not unless he could convince Dad to do some old-fashioned smiting first... just to tidy up the place before he returns.

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... the GOPedos would just shriek... "SEE? We told ya', they're ALL SICK PERVERTEDS AND SHOULD BE PUT TO DEATH!!!1!!11!" Of course this doesn't apply if you're a married heterosexual. Because shut up is why.

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... this was my "come to Jesus" moment... https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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... I wasn't aware Libertarians could be that clever, but I may have missed a memo.

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... Bristle Palin agrees and gives two non-opposable thumbs up.

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No True Christian libelz!

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... maybe for the boys... for the girls, not so much.

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That's spelled "bestiality".

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Yep. Network. Deeply entrenched.

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God almighty, I weep for the kids trapped in this hellish pedo-fundascape. This is your moment, FBI/CPS.

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GuardingOurPedaphiles

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