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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

but not a fine nor young one

Doloras Funkette's avatar

Jizya?! I don't even know ya!

Queen Méabh's avatar

If there really is a god, then some crazy redneck guy will go out shooting squirrels, and miss and shoot Huckabee. And that bit about cable TV is a joke - America has some of the worst TV in the world.

FauxAntocles's avatar

I really hate hypocrites.

proudgrampa the younger's avatar

"Oops, we said weren’t going to get mad, but we did."Evan, it's OK. You are showing admirable restraint.

Metadude's avatar

Dedicated to Sarah P!

TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

yes, them, the ones with talent and smarts :)

bobbert's avatar

Approximately, "loeschen" means "to obliterate". Now, pretty obviously "Obliterator" would be "Loescher", so "Loesch" likely works out to "obliterated" or "nothingness".

SugarplumCheryl's avatar

Ew. Time for an exterminator.