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but not a fine nor young one

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Jizya?! I don't even know ya!

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If there really is a god, then some crazy redneck guy will go out shooting squirrels, and miss and shoot Huckabee. And that bit about cable TV is a joke - America has some of the worst TV in the world.

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I really hate hypocrites.

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"Oops, we said weren’t going to get mad, but we did."Evan, it's OK. You are showing admirable restraint.

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And phonies?

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Dedicated to Sarah P!

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ISWYDT

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yes, them, the ones with talent and smarts :)

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I'm thinking.

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And here we are.

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Approximately, "loeschen" means "to obliterate". Now, pretty obviously "Obliterator" would be "Loescher", so "Loesch" likely works out to "obliterated" or "nothingness".

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Ew. Time for an exterminator.

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