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bobbert's avatar

It does keep you from cooking the bacon too fast.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Dude, you are the bloody <em>stereotypical</em> example of a prude. Own it, man.

PubOption's avatar

Reminds me of an old Peter Cooke / Dudley Moore sketch. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/wat..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btS7-UoK2Oo&s...">https://www.youtube.com/wat...

๐”…๐”ข๐”ข๐”ฉ๐”ท๐”ข๐”Ÿ๐”ฒ๐”Ÿ๐”Ÿ๐”ž's avatar

Get 'em coming and going: <b>Sรขย„ยฒรขย„ยฒ</b>

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Uh oh, Hucka-Boo-Boo is off his meds again.

Spurning Beer's avatar

Governor Huckabee, have you seen how firefighters get downstairs to the firetrucks in a hurry? You need to open up a can of dumb-ass on them, too.

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

<blockquote>First of all, Ted changed the lyrics pretty dramatically when he sang it on the stage that time. And secondly, I wasn’t sitting down with my teen-aged daughter, my daughter, who is, of course, an adult now and has her own children.

It has to do with the propriety of the context. Again, I’m not a prude. I’m aware that there are certain expressions that in certain contexts would not be considered inappropriate. Now frankly, I think some of the gyrations of a stripper pole, I’m not sure how wholesome that is at any time. And, you know, I’m sure I’ll deserve some criticism I take for things I do and that’s one of the reasons we have free speech in America.</blockquote>

Of course we have yet to see this week's Fartknocker Report, but we think we <i>just</i> might have our Word Salad of The Week right here.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

For ye oldes, Sheena Easton once sang about her sugar-based carpentry.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Ah, the famous <i>Schrödinger's Dipshit</i>! A classic thought experiment where a fuckstick is randomly in a state where idiocy and malfeasance are both possibilities!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Jesus, no wonder Huck likes Nugey. Those lyrics sound exactly like what Huckabilly's son would sing to puppy dogs.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

AHA! Finally a feasible explanation for the stick up Huckabuh's ass

Msgr Mฮฉment classic โ˜‘๏ธ's avatar

Ted Nugent is a pussy. And I mean that in exactly the same sense of the word that he does.

diogenez's avatar

"Watch The Brutal Romney Ad Against Mike Huckabee That Never Aired" <a href="http://talkingpointsmemo.co..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/mitt-romney...">http://talkingpointsmemo.co...

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Again, I’m not a prude.</i>

I mean ... I just ... I don't ... I can't.

This strikes me speechless because the guy is the epitome of "prude". I mean....I can't..

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Bad Kitty -- That song isn't about you and Nuge is it?