Mike Huckabee should probably stop talking now. After being universally mocked for writing in his new book that the Obamas belong in bad-parent prison for letting their daughters listen to Beyonce's whore music -- which is basically the same thing as buying them a stripper pole -- he was then
<blockquote>First of all, Ted changed the lyrics pretty dramatically when he sang it on the stage that time. And secondly, I wasn&rsquo;t sitting down with my teen-aged daughter, my daughter, who is, of course, an adult now and has her own children.
It has to do with the propriety of the context. Again, I&rsquo;m not a prude. I&rsquo;m aware that there are certain expressions that in certain contexts would not be considered inappropriate. Now frankly, I think some of the gyrations of a stripper pole, I&rsquo;m not sure how wholesome that is at any time. And, you know, I&rsquo;m sure I&rsquo;ll deserve some criticism I take for things I do and that&rsquo;s one of the reasons we have free speech in America.</blockquote>
Of course we have yet to see this week&#039;s Fartknocker Report, but we think we <i>just</i> might have our Word Salad of The Week right here.
Ah, the famous <i>Schr&ouml;dinger&#039;s Dipshit</i>! A classic thought experiment where a fuckstick is randomly in a state where idiocy and malfeasance are both possibilities!
It does keep you from cooking the bacon too fast.
Dude, you are the bloody <em>stereotypical</em> example of a prude. Own it, man.
Reminds me of an old Peter Cooke / Dudley Moore sketch. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/wat..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btS7-UoK2Oo&amp;s...">https://www.youtube.com/wat...
Get &#039;em coming and going: <b>Sâ²â²</b>
We&#039;re so glad you could attend Come inside! Come inside!
Uh oh, Hucka-Boo-Boo is off his meds again.
Governor Huckabee, have you seen how firefighters get downstairs to the firetrucks in a hurry? You need to open up a can of dumb-ass on them, too.
<blockquote>First of all, Ted changed the lyrics pretty dramatically when he sang it on the stage that time. And secondly, I wasn&rsquo;t sitting down with my teen-aged daughter, my daughter, who is, of course, an adult now and has her own children.
It has to do with the propriety of the context. Again, I&rsquo;m not a prude. I&rsquo;m aware that there are certain expressions that in certain contexts would not be considered inappropriate. Now frankly, I think some of the gyrations of a stripper pole, I&rsquo;m not sure how wholesome that is at any time. And, you know, I&rsquo;m sure I&rsquo;ll deserve some criticism I take for things I do and that&rsquo;s one of the reasons we have free speech in America.</blockquote>
Of course we have yet to see this week&#039;s Fartknocker Report, but we think we <i>just</i> might have our Word Salad of The Week right here.
For ye oldes, Sheena Easton once sang about her sugar-based carpentry.
Ah, the famous <i>Schr&ouml;dinger&#039;s Dipshit</i>! A classic thought experiment where a fuckstick is randomly in a state where idiocy and malfeasance are both possibilities!
Jesus, no wonder Huck likes Nugey. Those lyrics sound exactly like what Huckabilly&#039;s son would sing to puppy dogs.
AHA! Finally a feasible explanation for the stick up Huckabuh&#039;s ass
Ted Nugent is a pussy. And I mean that in exactly the same sense of the word that he does.
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<i>Again, I&rsquo;m not a prude.</i>
I mean ... I just ... I don&#039;t ... I can&#039;t.
This strikes me speechless because the guy is the epitome of &quot;prude&quot;. I mean....I can&#039;t..
Bad Kitty -- That song isn&#039;t about you and Nuge is it?