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bobbert's avatar

It does keep you from cooking the bacon too fast.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Dude, you are the bloody <em>stereotypical</em> example of a prude. Own it, man.

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PubOption's avatar

Reminds me of an old Peter Cooke / Dudley Moore sketch. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/wat..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btS7-UoK2Oo&s...">https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Get 'em coming and going: <b>SℲℲ</b>

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

We're so glad you could attend Come inside! Come inside!

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Uh oh, Hucka-Boo-Boo is off his meds again.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Governor Huckabee, have you seen how firefighters get downstairs to the firetrucks in a hurry? You need to open up a can of dumb-ass on them, too.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

<blockquote>First of all, Ted changed the lyrics pretty dramatically when he sang it on the stage that time. And secondly, I wasn’t sitting down with my teen-aged daughter, my daughter, who is, of course, an adult now and has her own children.

It has to do with the propriety of the context. Again, I’m not a prude. I’m aware that there are certain expressions that in certain contexts would not be considered inappropriate. Now frankly, I think some of the gyrations of a stripper pole, I’m not sure how wholesome that is at any time. And, you know, I’m sure I’ll deserve some criticism I take for things I do and that’s one of the reasons we have free speech in America.</blockquote>

Of course we have yet to see this week's Fartknocker Report, but we think we <i>just</i> might have our Word Salad of The Week right here.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

For ye oldes, Sheena Easton once sang about her sugar-based carpentry.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Ah, the famous <i>Schrödinger's Dipshit</i>! A classic thought experiment where a fuckstick is randomly in a state where idiocy and malfeasance are both possibilities!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Jesus, no wonder Huck likes Nugey. Those lyrics sound exactly like what Huckabilly's son would sing to puppy dogs.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

AHA! Finally a feasible explanation for the stick up Huckabuh's ass

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Ted Nugent is a pussy. And I mean that in exactly the same sense of the word that he does.

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diogenez's avatar

"Watch The Brutal Romney Ad Against Mike Huckabee That Never Aired" <a href="http://talkingpointsmemo.co..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/mitt-romney...">http://talkingpointsmemo.co...

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Again, I’m not a prude.</i>

I mean ... I just ... I don't ... I can't.

This strikes me speechless because the guy is the epitome of "prude". I mean....I can't..

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Bad Kitty -- That song isn't about you and Nuge is it?

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