Mike Huckabee, apparently still feeling the effects of that deep hit he took from the Trump Pipe last week, is saying some more insane shit. Not only is the Iran nuclear deal the Holocaust, now he's hinting that, as president (HAH!) he'd maybe consider using the
This why Thursday will be history in the making. Never was so much stupid gathered on one stage. 20 feet to shoot themselves in. Hopefully multiple times.
Impeccable tactics, though perhaps the strategy of Huckabee occupying the vagina is a flawed overall goal. Of course, the vajayjays would welcome Big Mike as a liberator, liberating them from freedom.
I would suggest a slight tweak: "Cunts and Minds - Huckabee 2016." Make it a Huckabee bumper sticker, along with "Let's Set Fire to a Stray Dog - Huckabee 2016" and "Serial Killers Are People, Too - Huck You."
I doubt that any of the current branches of the Armed Services would participate in Huckabee's Vaginal Purity Crusade, so he would have to create another branch. What to call it? The Cooch Force? The Pussy Armada? Hard to say, though, in recognition of the new service branch, they would have to rename the overriding authority as "The Joint Queefs of Staff."
Are we talking about avoirdupois Noonans or metric Noonans? (You achieve a roughly equivalent level of liver failure but the metric Noonans are easier to compute.)
EDIT: Fun, well not so much fun but whatever, fact: You would think that the English word would be something like the French root and would be avoir du poids (have some weight) rather than avoir du pois (an illiterate version of have some peas.) But no, we Anglophones got it back in the day and there is no "d." Ain't linguistics fascinatin'?
Your parody is a perfect illustration of how ill-suited war and sports-as-war-substitute metaphors are in reality (as opposed to the Huckster's fevered imagination.) Apparently Jimmy Campbell, Reg Donnelly and Harry M. Woods lived in vain. Yeah, I'm going to make you look that up. I had to.
Thomas Jefferson tried to get a Supreme Court judge kicked off the bench- and failed. So Huckabee was right, but still an asshole, just like Jefferson.
they would look upon the suffering and rejoice . . . and say to themselves "well, that worked just fine . . . now who's next . . . they gays or the minority voters?"
Fucking over the the Constitution, this is how it works.
I'm thinking I might be needing some of those panties with teeth for protection.
This why Thursday will be history in the making. Never was so much stupid gathered on one stage. 20 feet to shoot themselves in. Hopefully multiple times.
Impeccable tactics, though perhaps the strategy of Huckabee occupying the vagina is a flawed overall goal. Of course, the vajayjays would welcome Big Mike as a liberator, liberating them from freedom.
I would suggest a slight tweak: "Cunts and Minds - Huckabee 2016." Make it a Huckabee bumper sticker, along with "Let's Set Fire to a Stray Dog - Huckabee 2016" and "Serial Killers Are People, Too - Huck You."
I'll be in my bunk(er)
I have All The Liquor because my annual garden party was cancelled due to a tornado falling on my yard on Sunday before anyone got there.
So I'm ready.
I doubt that any of the current branches of the Armed Services would participate in Huckabee's Vaginal Purity Crusade, so he would have to create another branch. What to call it? The Cooch Force? The Pussy Armada? Hard to say, though, in recognition of the new service branch, they would have to rename the overriding authority as "The Joint Queefs of Staff."
Are we talking about avoirdupois Noonans or metric Noonans? (You achieve a roughly equivalent level of liver failure but the metric Noonans are easier to compute.)
EDIT: Fun, well not so much fun but whatever, fact: You would think that the English word would be something like the French root and would be avoir du poids (have some weight) rather than avoir du pois (an illiterate version of have some peas.) But no, we Anglophones got it back in the day and there is no "d." Ain't linguistics fascinatin'?
Your parody is a perfect illustration of how ill-suited war and sports-as-war-substitute metaphors are in reality (as opposed to the Huckster's fevered imagination.) Apparently Jimmy Campbell, Reg Donnelly and Harry M. Woods lived in vain. Yeah, I'm going to make you look that up. I had to.
Thomas Jefferson tried to get a Supreme Court judge kicked off the bench- and failed. So Huckabee was right, but still an asshole, just like Jefferson.
If I had a penny for every time I had to post this image, I would be rich enough to be a Republican candidate for nomination by now.
maybe the next time the pugs hold a war, nobody will come.
they would look upon the suffering and rejoice . . . and say to themselves "well, that worked just fine . . . now who's next . . . they gays or the minority voters?"
Logic hurts!!!!!!!11,!1,!1,!1!,1!!!,1
well there's roberts love of stare decisis to help keep the supremes on the straight and narrow.
[ FSM help us if the pugs get to appoint any more justices ]
i hope you and your yard are OK.
[ now don't go and ruin it with alcohol poisoning from an ill-conceived drinking game ]