Mike Huckabee Writes Whiny Book About How Awful Everyone Else Is
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Mike Huckabee was just another fat wingnut Southern emperor until, however many years ago, he realized that he was going to die from the Fat Cancer. He freaked and lost an actual 4,500 pounds and wrote a book about how he became un-fat. It was a success because, for some reason, illiterate people will buy books about such mysterious weight-loss techniques as diet and exercise. This gave him an "in" to run for president; he did better than expected but still lost to Walnuts. But... but now he has another book coming out! It's about how terrible the Republican party is -- you know,
Mike Huckabee Writes Whiny Book About How Awful Everyone Else Is
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Mike Huckabee Writes Whiny Book About How Awful Everyone Else Is
Mike Huckabee was just another fat wingnut Southern emperor until, however many years ago, he realized that he was going to die from the Fat Cancer. He freaked and lost an actual 4,500 pounds and wrote a book about how he became un-fat. It was a success because, for some reason, illiterate people will buy books about such mysterious weight-loss techniques as diet and exercise. This gave him an "in" to run for president; he did better than expected but still lost to Walnuts. But... but now he has another book coming out! It's about how terrible the Republican party is -- you know,