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Incoming Ham's avatar

Stay stupid, stay strong.

Relativicus's avatar

Mike Huckabee is a cunt. I did the math.

NerdWithNoName's avatar

You get 25% for being white, 25% for Christian, 25% for hetero, and 25% for man. If you hire a black Jewish gay woman, you don't need to pay her at all! What a bargain.

NerdWithNoName's avatar

They were really drunk so it didn't count.

Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

Cunt libel.

They are attractive, complex things that give genuine pleasure to both the user and the possessor

GlobalBeagle's avatar

Does Mike Huckabee secretly writes for The Onion? Do you think he realises people can see and hear what he's saying? Seriously??

Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

Could Christie and Suck-a-Penis fit in an MMA cage at the same time? If so I propose a cage match.

marxalot's avatar

I agree: gayness is not a jerb qualification. Being undersecretary of the Army, and having worked in the Pentagon at the highest levels within all three branches, however, is. Once again, Huck can't see past the end of his own withered dick, to see the resume behind the pretty face. Sexist.

Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

So making a bass drum into a fleshlight is not practicable?

Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

It is check out No Longer Quivering

Mavenmaven's avatar

When Huckabee is president, he will pick a manly man to lead the armed forces. Ted Nugent!

diogenez's avatar

Huckabee prefers the company of pedophiles.

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Jees, Huckster, looks like the only one who is making a big deal about this dude being gay is you.....erm. That says something Fruedian I think

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

THIS!!!!

It's blazingly clear that men become homophobes either when they're unable to accept their own homosexuality or when they fear that gay men will treat them the way that they treat women.

marxalot's avatar

Lacks warmth, depth, and (signally) a grip.