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Stay stupid, stay strong.

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Mike Huckabee is a cunt. I did the math.

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You get 25% for being white, 25% for Christian, 25% for hetero, and 25% for man. If you hire a black Jewish gay woman, you don't need to pay her at all! What a bargain.

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They were really drunk so it didn't count.

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Cunt libel.

They are attractive, complex things that give genuine pleasure to both the user and the possessor

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Does Mike Huckabee secretly writes for The Onion? Do you think he realises people can see and hear what he's saying? Seriously??

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Peter North, too.

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Could Christie and Suck-a-Penis fit in an MMA cage at the same time? If so I propose a cage match.

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I agree: gayness is not a jerb qualification. Being undersecretary of the Army, and having worked in the Pentagon at the highest levels within all three branches, however, is. Once again, Huck can't see past the end of his own withered dick, to see the resume behind the pretty face. Sexist.

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So making a bass drum into a fleshlight is not practicable?

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It is check out No Longer Quivering

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When Huckabee is president, he will pick a manly man to lead the armed forces. Ted Nugent!

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Huckabee prefers the company of pedophiles.

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Jees, Huckster, looks like the only one who is making a big deal about this dude being gay is you.....erm. That says something Fruedian I think

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THIS!!!!

It's blazingly clear that men become homophobes either when they're unable to accept their own homosexuality or when they fear that gay men will treat them the way that they treat women.

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Lacks warmth, depth, and (signally) a grip.

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