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nick kelly's avatar

No one knew who Pence was until Trump had run through all the others.

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UnsaltedSinner's avatar

They'll crank up the old Bush-Off machine.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Whale Chowder's avatar

Probably not unknown by you smarty-pants Wonkets but Drumpf was sued for exactly the behavior he described in his "locker room banter" [NYT linkie]: http://www.nytimes.com/2016...

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Shibusa's avatar

https://media.giphy.com/med...Never trust a man who hides himself in religious rhetoric.

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greyXstar's avatar

Is it too late to change the scampaign slogan to "TRUMP/pence 2016: I Didn't Say That"?

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Lionel Hutz Esq's avatar

The greatest thing Trump ever did for this country is make clear what a bunch of hypocritical fools most of the conservative elites are. From Rudy to almost every single evangelical, whatever credibility they may have still had they have sold out for a small handed vulgarian who is the exact opposite of what they claim they believe. Hell, they should have just supported Obama and at least gone with a good man who gets things done.

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therblig's avatar

Douchechill Grimace didn't make the cut either

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therblig's avatar

"Melania, get those beads I like out of the nightstand"

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Shibusa's avatar

He did say before the debate he was leaning toward Trump, and after the debate he was leaning toward HRC. So there's that. (Trumpkins will probably flame him without mercy for that.)

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Lionel Hutz Esq's avatar

Everything Trump touches, he destroys.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Oh good, this puts to bed all the worry about Pence 2020 :)

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Th'ottest curry in th'ouse's avatar

I didn't say what you heard me say?

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greyXstar's avatar

Who are you gonna believe, me or your lying eyes?

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