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Dick Cheney before he dicks you.https://media2.giphy.com/me...

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I agree that when Trump climbs aboard his private jet and says, "Take me To Scotland," he knows where he is when he gets off; but do you truly believe that Trump could find his way to Scotland on his own?

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If there were ever a time to overindulge in stuff that's bad for you, this is it.

Hmmm....I'm gonna go kidnap Hugh Jackman and make him dress up as Wolverine for my amusement!

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One thousand hardened bunkers, but not a single brick on that fucking wall!

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Also thought "that's how Bond villains and Wilson Fisk get around. So it's appropriate."

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Ah! And Too Much Joy took it from a Bugs Bunny cartoon!

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I know what you mean. I gave him props for bringing in the Medicaid expansion despite the Ledge's objections, but that was one of the few times I said anything nice about him.

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Michael Moore nailed it on Real Time. Donald will take one look at the White House, declare "What a dump!", and move someplace nicer.

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Ah!! In 14-15 years of saturday morning cartoons I don't think I ever saw that one. Wow. Mind blown, reference got, ... Thanks heaps.

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Good idea! We have a few with yellow jackets in the ground right next to them... Always, um, exciting!?!

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... "If the buck gets here, it goes in my pocket, and you're fired!"

Fixed it... because Trump.

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"...Jim Davis, the creator of "Garfield", has a net worth of $800,000,000.00" Which seems unpossible until you realize the awesome power of licensing and merchandising. Throw in ever-expanding copyright extensions and you have a goose that will lay golden eggs unto infinity. See: Disney and The Kingdom of The Rat.

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... compared to Marmaduke and Family Circus? Yes... well, maybe... sort of... not really... ohfuckit... no.

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... I'm thinking the $400,000 annual salary has him really salivating... and if he can make that tax-free, all the better. I refuse to believe the self-proclaimed "King of Debt" is anywhere near as rich as he claims to be.

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... "Can't these folks read?" I feel this is a trick question.

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... "not the 'Bama!" - Baby Sinclair

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