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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

On the outskirts of Mobile? Sounds about right.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Thanks for the insight, person familiar with the President's thinking.

Is anyone familiar with the thinking of a sane person?

Seems like that might be more useful.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Obama, somehow - 109%.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Bring it!

I'm hiring Jay Sekulow and, if he is too busy, the lowest-ever grad of Cooley Law. The one who drools a lot.

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rtpoeman's avatar

Dublin, Ohio?

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rtpoeman's avatar

They're busy with El Presidente's porn star payoffs.

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satch's avatar

My sources tell me that the VFW hall was already booked.

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satch's avatar

Well, Trump does have a "natural instinct for science. Just ask him. And boy, does that take me back. I'm old enough to remember when weathermen (and they were always men) drew their fronts and clouds on a whiteboard map of the U.S. in grease pencil.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

The Chuck E. Cheese in Rosslyn had a cancellation...

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Enter Ranting's avatar

As long as chaps are involved, Mike's interested.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

So is France, Germany, Canada...

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

China, Norway Iceland...

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ewwww!!

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WTF's avatar

nice chaps

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crawdaddy's avatar

He has been emphatic about people who refer to His Orangish as Mr, or Sir. Every story has underlying melancholy memory of Trump trying to remember which, the person in the story referred to him as, Sir or Mr. Custom and protocol is Mr. Orangnish, Sir Tang.

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

When I have friends coming to the area and I say "Well, you should stay at my place.", I mean for free.

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