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On the outskirts of Mobile? Sounds about right.

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Thanks for the insight, person familiar with the President's thinking.

Is anyone familiar with the thinking of a sane person?

Seems like that might be more useful.

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Obama, somehow - 109%.

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Bring it!

I'm hiring Jay Sekulow and, if he is too busy, the lowest-ever grad of Cooley Law. The one who drools a lot.

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Dublin, Ohio?

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They're busy with El Presidente's porn star payoffs.

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My sources tell me that the VFW hall was already booked.

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Well, Trump does have a "natural instinct for science. Just ask him. And boy, does that take me back. I'm old enough to remember when weathermen (and they were always men) drew their fronts and clouds on a whiteboard map of the U.S. in grease pencil.

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The Chuck E. Cheese in Rosslyn had a cancellation...

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As long as chaps are involved, Mike's interested.

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So is France, Germany, Canada...

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China, Norway Iceland...

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Ewwww!!

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nice chaps

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He has been emphatic about people who refer to His Orangish as Mr, or Sir. Every story has underlying melancholy memory of Trump trying to remember which, the person in the story referred to him as, Sir or Mr. Custom and protocol is Mr. Orangnish, Sir Tang.

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When I have friends coming to the area and I say "Well, you should stay at my place.", I mean for free.

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