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Precisely the situation in medieval Europe.

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Imagining the Trumptourage at a New York Philharmonic concert. He decides he's going to conduct, and the maestro is escorted from the stage."I got this. I know all about waving my arms around!"The first four bars of Brahms' Third do not go so well. Maestro Trump retires, saying "This place is full of never-Trumpers! Coastal elites! But I know who can do justice to this Obrahma Syn, uh, Syn Phony--" and he passes the baton to Bill Barr.

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Palm Civet Cats poop out some of the best coffee in the world. AKA Luwaks.

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More likely his daughter-wife than Nikki.

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Yes.

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We've got half of that down pat.

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A really good one ends up with no one sick and no one alive.

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And had bigger brains, so not Repuglicans.

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Are they still forbidden to use those words?

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If you've spent time in China, that actually does sound legit. Or the workers smuggled them home to eat.

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James Carville grew up in Carville. LA, at the Carville Leprosarium.

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The pangolins that are kept with the sneks in the restaurants. I've seen this near Ha Noi, I'd be surprised if it's not a common practice throughout Asia.

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Does he have dual citizenship like the other traitors?

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And we've never been able to shoot ANYTHING into the sun.

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