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I know we are supposed to think of people like Pompeo as smart (1st in class at West Point, and another shining alum of Harvard -- go Crimson!). So, when people like him say really stupid stuff we are supposed to think it because of sort savvy political calculations or some such.

But, what if most of these people really are just as dumb as they sound? I mean, really, that tweet about discontinuing our support for Hong Kong as showing support for Hong Kong is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen. What the actual fuck?

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i would be so pleased if they had it anyways without America and just didn't announce it til it began. what an incredible burn.

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I don't recall the Trump administration making a big deal about the anniversary of the Tienanmen Square protests during its first three years -- only now that it needs a coronavirus scapegoat.

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Finishing first at a military academy is not the same as doing well at a real school.

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I have been amazed that Peking kept its mitts off Hong Kong as long as it did. But no surprise it is moving now. Not only is Trump distracted and incompetent, HK is no longer important to the Chinese economy, amounting to about 7%. I expect N Korea, Turkey, Iran, Venezuela and similar actors are also making plans to rub Pompeo's nose in the shit.

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The situation in Hong Kong isn’t good, but maybe these protests are mainly not allowed because of, you know, like, the whole pandemic thing? I so, this is just another example of right wingers encouraging everyone to spread the virus far and wide because for some reason all protests are now good. Until and unless a black person might be remembered or systemic racism addressed, of course.

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Trump just ordered a dozen bulldozers. He’s not going to be one-upped by no Chinese.

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Trump's heat seeking missile for his ass loves protesters, as long as they're not Americans.

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"I have the best bulldozers. Nobody has bigger bulldozers than me. No one runs over more protester than Donald Trump."

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And all this while HMMWVs are rolling down the street in D.C.

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I wonder what Donald “Baby Doc” Trump is planning next for Lafayette Square?

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It’s almost as good as “the strength of power”. Also serves well as a tagline for laundry detergent.

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I should have looked down before posting my reply :)

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I especially love the opening "How come nobody talks about how much black people don't riot" throwing the black on black bullshit straight back.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH GODDAMNMOTHERFUCKINGASSHOLEFUCKINGNAZIBASTARDS!

Sorry, had to get that out before my head exploded...

On another note - Those are some fucking ugly shoes Pompuss is wearing! Did he just come in from changing the oil in the tractor?

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And this may lose him the farmers:

China has just ordered its state-owned firms to cease purchases of US soybeans and pork, effectively blowing up Phase 1 of Trump's vaunted trade deal, and eliminating the possibility of a Phase 2 agreement before the election.

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