Milking the Self-Abuse Story

From the Craigslist assignment desk:

I spend probably at least an hour a day stroking my cock right here in my office. . . I wonder: Is at-work masturbation on the increase? I would think so. Men AND women. Sounds like a New Republic cover story! Call Wonkette! I want your opinions on this.

Well, we've been called. But a TNR cover story? Please. . . More like a TNR editorial meeting.

 Masturbation at work: the story continues [Craigslist]