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As a professional he has his methods, and they're secret.

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Pretty good. A little tired, maybe, but hope to do it again real soon.

I don't do 'shame' very well at all when it comes to sex. Or care what his party is. I'll do him anywhere, anyway, in box and or with a fox or in a bottle with poodle eating noodles or whatevs. Dat ass is so non partisan.

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I hear that a couple of Chicago Cubs ticket can make the gay go away:

http://www.outsports.com/20...

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"Never give up. Never surrender!"

Miss Kenton, The Remains of the Day

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I volunteer to investigate this. Deeply.

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Well, he's not a moon shuttle conductor. So there's that.

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I am not a criminal.

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Probs likes Wham, too.

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the One Ring of Sauron, splinter of the True Cross, the Bishop of Rome's Miter, and the Holy Grail.

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I am a simple man with simple needs: good books, good weed, the peace and quite to enjoy both... I really don't understand this kind of ego. You needed a replica of the president's podium? really?

AND you needed to put it on the taxpayers dime instead of just buying the fucking thing with your six figure congressional salary? Fuck you dude.

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It doesn't take long, at any age, for a GOP'r to feel entitled. Argh.

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He needs to talk to Tom Cotton about high-class grifting. Take hundreds of thousands from defense contractors, sabotage the Iran talks, and then meet with them again to discuss 'business'. This penny-ante stuff is for amateurs.

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What about JonathOn?!!!

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Mind you, I have no issues with cheap, meaningless sex with closeted douchebros. But what if he gets all clingy in the morning and wants to discuss supply-side economics? What are you going to do then?

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So when he and Johnathon use the podium to play "President", does he play Barack or Michelle?

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JonathOn with an O is how I believe the rent bo—I mean personal photographer spells his name.As in "O, U got room for me on the congressional payroll?"

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