Miller and Matthews: Dueling Wackos
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Senator Zell Miller sort of reminds us of the retarded guy who thinks he's the quarterback of team when actually he's the towel boy. He's the GOP's mascot, not a player and there's something creepy and condescending in the way Republicans treat him, like they have plans to de-pants him or give him a swirly in the locker room as soon as no one's watching. That was the plot of a Cuba Gooding, Jr. movie or something, right?
Who knew the towel boy was so nuts? Challenging Chris Matthews to a duel? Someone's been eating too much glue again. But what weapons, though? Do they even let Zell use the pointy scissors? We're thinking he wouldn't turn up his nose at spitballsnow.
Seriously: We're scared of anyone who can make Matthews sound like the voice of reason. Maybe if we had dropped Zell on Tora Bora, we'd have a shot at winning the war on terror, after all. . .
Who would win the 'duel'? [CNBC]
Zell Miller Blasts John Kerry [Fox News]
Bush on terrorism war: 'I don't think you can win it' [Times-Dispatch]