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Mr' Sessions mute button is stuck.

Good!

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Clutch them pearls Mr. Sessions!

LOL! I object too!

BTW- Who is that guy in the background? A ventriloquist?

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Chris Miller looks like a forensic files reenactment actor for Ted Danson

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I get that! I didn't want to libel Ted Danson though.

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So now apparently the narrative for RWNJs is that all the terrorists who broke into the Capitol were just "milling around" and that a single BLM super-soldier successfully broke all the furniture, shit on the carpet, killed the policeman, injured everyone else and staged all the incriminating social media postings using Antifa digital resources while the "patriots' milled around with their thumbs up their asses?

It is no coincidence that this new 'Milling Around' explanation comes as a Miller is being grilled.

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He casts himself in his opening statement as a deliberate leader who was determined that the military have only limited involvement, a perspective he says was shaped by criticism of the aggressive response to the civil unrest that roiled American cities months earlier, as well as decades-old episodes that ended in violence.Meanwhile, response to civil unrest in American cities continued to be aggressive and violent. Seems like if he was REALLY concerned about this he could have fixed the problem at the source instead of waaaay over there in DC.

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AOC in the house!

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Rhinocort had a promotional stuffed rhino that my colleagues and I thought looked like the chief of Infectious Diseases at Hopkins (Dr Bartlett) so we made it into a Bartlett doll.

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"Carl Philipp Gottfried von Clausewitz" finally shows up as a shield!

BINGO!

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I stepped away for a bit. Has every single republican tried to gaslight the insurrection?

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Sorry about the bad video link, we've updated it to one that actually has video!

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I think he's the guy whose whole entire family bought ads begging people NOT to vote for him.

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McConnell DOLL to stab full of cursing pins.

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In other Washington asshole news.

Ted Cruz walks out of gun violence hearing after failing to change the subject

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He is indeed THAT guy. The one the whole family hates.

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I cannot stand old world apes because they remind me too much of people. They're the only animal on the FSM's green earth that I don't like.

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