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I can't comprehend this 'punishment.' What the fuck?

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Probably been said before, but bears repeating.

GOP = Gross Old Perverts

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Some animals are more equal than others.

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Wouldn't it be just too bad if he got criticized on the Interwebs?

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Clearly he only molested a woman in a gross fashion to show solidarity with Donald Trump. I mean, Trump won, and all; standards of civilized decent behaviour are now equal to Trump's. Who can have a problem with that?

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In glorious Saudi Arabia that woman would have been the one charged.

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Hey. People (supposedly) protesting economic privilege and the elitism? Wanna focus your attention over here? ("Sorry. We we're busy pouring over Clinton Emails and Obama book deals to notice. And they would have done it to, whatever it is.")

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I can't say I'm surprised; fucking gross predator. At least he wasn't able to follow through. I wish he would have to face heavier consequences but I suppose since it was just the help, that was enough.

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The hole in a cask is called a bunghole.

Surprised that this guy didn't claim that he was just professionally inspecting hers.

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Speaking of... Roger Ailes’s teenage son vows to go after his dad’s accusers — ‘and hell is coming with me. That Kurt Russell quote. I would go "that is so adorable" while patting the boys head https://www.washingtonpost....

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"$50?!? Jeezuz Christ!! How in the hell do these sonsabitches expect me to come up with that kinda money, goddammit!!"

-- John Joseph Boswell, Solid Citizen

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Hellmann's, or GTFO.

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So say we all.

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$25 says he leaves the rooms a tip, the better to admire the maids's work.

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I met MM once. He was a dick.

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In SA she would have been a "guest worker" and have zero recourse to the legal system.

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