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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Ripon, WI demands to see the long form birf certificate.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>And we don't need the lawyers to cry because the story's saaaad Cause the Rocky Marriage bill is better than the laws we haaaad.</i>

Oh, the <i>other</i> Joe Walsh. Sorry. Carry on.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

What a bunch of <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=whJlvn4miHk" target="_blank">Circle Jerks</a>.

<edited to better version>

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Mahousu's avatar

Unfortunately, I don't think the poor millionaires can do that. Somehow, the courts figure that they're your children, too, even if you don't have a vagina for them to come out of.

Quoting from Nolo: <i>"No state will honor agreements limiting or giving up future child support. The same holds true of agreements limiting future custody and visitation rights. This is because state lawmakers* consider the welfare of children to be a matter of public policy and do not enforce any private agreements that would impair a child's right to be supported or to have a relationship with a parent in the future.</i>

-- * Well, most state lawmakers, at any rate.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

you McNabbed that in a Nick of time. Foled them again...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'd hold out for the llama

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

SPAWNGHAZI!!!!

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Mahousu's avatar

As usual, avoid the comments on <a href="http:\/\/www.jsonline.com\/watchdog\/noquarter\/wealthy-gop-donor-gets-lawmaker-to-write-bill-to-help-with-child-support-payments-b99182267z1-239776351.html\?page=1" target="_blank">the original article</a>.

Thank goodness Wonkette doesn't allow comments; I'd hate to see the sort of cesspool this site would become with them.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Repo, Wisconsin. Birthplace of the Repo-blican Party.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Erik Estrada is pulling you over to tell you about Jesus.

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Painter of Goats's avatar

Another poster child for the Party of Personal Responsibility.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

It probably is, since there aren't many other jobs. Or so it's been said.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Try this one weird trick for making your children hate you.

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