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Regrettably, your snark was outsourced as part of the new austerity measures.

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Many of them seem differently abled.

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Is cryonic preservation considered a disability?

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I thought that was "Peg".

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But that would be admitting defeat!

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Got plenty of clowns.

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So, what ya'll are saying is "not cross the street, but down the stream"?

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I have witnessed someone in my neighborhood towing two shopping carts behind a bicycle, overloaded with cans. A bike?! Bungee cords?! THIS MAN IS OBVIOUSLY NOT POOR.

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So Ted Williams had the right idea after all?

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Only if you sold it to ConAgra.

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Agreed ... why pretend? If you get away with it, you'll have the money. It's win-win.

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Anybody know who makes boostraps? I think their stock is about to rise dramatically.

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I've heard some of these lucky duckies also even have ELECTRICAL OUTLETS to plug such fancies into! Some of the fucking bastards even have the shocking gall to shit in <i>their own toilets</i>, and not behind liquor store dumpsters!

Poor?! HA!!

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Seriously...how much more fucked up could this country become?

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<i>"People are people, my friends"</i>

OH WAIT. That's not what he said is it.

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Well, obviously these people just don't want to work because everybody knows that living on various forms of public assistance is the lap of luxury. They'll all be quadrupling the size of their pathetic 3000 sq ft two bedroom ocean front homes once they get on the dole.

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