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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Regrettably, your snark was outsourced as part of the new austerity measures.

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The Quirk's avatar

Many of them seem differently abled.

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The Quirk's avatar

Is cryonic preservation considered a disability?

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The Quirk's avatar

I thought that was "Peg".

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The Quirk's avatar

But that would be admitting defeat!

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The Quirk's avatar

Got plenty of clowns.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

So, what ya'll are saying is "not cross the street, but down the stream"?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I have witnessed someone in my neighborhood towing two shopping carts behind a bicycle, overloaded with cans. A bike?! Bungee cords?! THIS MAN IS OBVIOUSLY NOT POOR.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

So Ted Williams had the right idea after all?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Only if you sold it to ConAgra.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Agreed ... why pretend? If you get away with it, you'll have the money. It's win-win.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Anybody know who makes boostraps? I think their stock is about to rise dramatically.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I've heard some of these lucky duckies also even have ELECTRICAL OUTLETS to plug such fancies into! Some of the fucking bastards even have the shocking gall to shit in <i>their own toilets</i>, and not behind liquor store dumpsters!

Poor?! HA!!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Seriously...how much more fucked up could this country become?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"People are people, my friends"</i>

OH WAIT. That's not what he said is it.

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MissusBarry's avatar

Well, obviously these people just don't want to work because everybody knows that living on various forms of public assistance is the lap of luxury. They'll all be quadrupling the size of their pathetic 3000 sq ft two bedroom ocean front homes once they get on the dole.

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