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kareemachan's avatar

He's even more warped than I thought. And I thought he was HUGELY warped.

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Jgb979's avatar

Pity to whatever female right wing fame whore gets roped into a sexless marriage of fame and convenience....(if Tiffani hadn’t just gotten engaged)...

I’m pretty sure you don’t just one day say “P you want V now!” And it happens. Elton John married a woman and was gay the entire marriage.

It wasn’t even your gayness that got you banned from conservative hell media. It was your explicit endorsement of pedophillia

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Yikes on bikes's avatar

I know when I’m super not into something I definitely keep count of the days I’ve not done that thing. My walls are just chock full of “849 days without watching a football game” and “4839 days without learning a word of Basque” it’s quite a chore to update all the posters every day, I might need to start putting it into a spreadsheet

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Old Man Shadow's avatar

When everyone else is wise to your con, White Evangelicals will always be there ready to give their bank account numbers to you so you can transfer that sweet Nigerian prince gold.

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Schmoozan Salamander's avatar

I volunteer Tomato Lowrent as tribute.

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paxpax's avatar

BIG GAY HERE - and I drive a stick. Go figure.

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jexter's avatar

Sodamy free. Two ways to read that.

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Jenny, a lowly Piñata Farmer🪅's avatar

I, too, would like to come out as straight. Please applaud.

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Prostate of Dorian Gray's avatar

This dude needs therapy, desperately so.

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jexter's avatar

"MILO: the guy who does the hideous, inexcusable things no one else can stomach, without which the Republic will fall." On dicks.

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HermitSongs's avatar

Someday I’m going to learn my lesson not to have hot coffee in my mouth right before reading things like “Saint Milo von Peensnomore.” My sinuses are EXTREMELY clear now. 😂🥴

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Walter Wellstone's avatar

New grift. Dude’s gotta eat. That’s all. What’s sad is how low he’s willing to go. Better stick to giving handies for $20 behind the Greyhound station, Milo. It’d be more dignified.

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whatwhomever's avatar

I can still just about afford to keep him in Givenchy and a new Porsche every year.

“just about afford” means the same thing as “cannot afford”. When I say I can “just about afford a mansion and a yacht”, that means I will own neither of those things for the foreseeable future.

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kareemachan's avatar

I haven't learned a word of Basque for (stops to calculate) 23, 270 days.

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RickyG's avatar

They are always looking for a new ...member

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HarryButtle's avatar

He's washed all that jizz out of his hair and Marie Kondo-ed all the extraneous dingle-dongles right out his back door!

Evan, don't ever change.

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