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MIND BLOWN: Alex Jones Reveals Soup Nazi Only Character On 'Seinfeld' Who Was Not Nazi
The Jewish KKK guys were in the closet making babies and Alex Jones saw one of the Jewish KKK babies and the baby LOOKED at him!
It's always nice to know that whenever a national tragedy occurs, Alex Jones will be along to declare it a complete fake. We noted yesterday that Jones declared this weekend's "Unite the Right" rally in Charlottesville, Virginia, a staged New World Order Deep State George Soros sham, staged to make the political right look like violent thugs, when in fact the police herded the poor khaki lads into the face of the extremist antifa monsters, and one poor fellow lost it, panicked, and in his terror to escaped hit and killed a leftist. (Strangely, Jones didn't claim no one had actually died or been injured. Maybe he's slipping.)
Ah, but we learned even more today about the lengths to which the government and/or the leftist stooges of George Soros will go to stage these so-called "Nazi" or "KKK" rallies. You see, there's actually so little actual racism in America that, in order to keep the Left's victimhood narrative going, the "racist" marchers are virtually all actors! Specifically, Jewishes with SAG cards, probably, and Alex Jones knows it because he was the only one who ever protested against the Klan a couple decades back, and he's seen 'em:
</center> <p/><blockquote>Here's a little bit of audio of me like 18 years ago protesting the KKK. There’s no big crowd of Antifa there supporting me, and them threatening to kill me, everything else. And it later came out they were federal agents like I said. It wasn’t even real. I mean, quite frankly, I've been to these events, a lot of the KKK guys with their hats off look like they’re from the cast of <em>Seinfeld</em>. Literally they’re just Jewish actors. Nothing against Jews in general, but they are leftists Jews that want to create this clash and they go dress up as Nazis. I have footage in Austin -- we're going to find it somewhere here at the office -- where it literally looks like cast of <em>Seinfeld</em> or like Howard Stern in a Nazi outfit.</blockquote> <p>Alex Jones would certainly never stereotype, no, no, no, but he's a man of the world, guvnor, he's been around, he's seen a thing or two, and he's got excellent Jewdar. He knows Jews when he sees them: </p><p/><blockquote>They all look like Howard Stern. They almost got like little curly hair down, and they’re just up there heiling Hitler. You can tell they are totally uncomfortable, they are totally scared, and it’s all just meant to create the clash.</blockquote> <p>Just look it up on the internet, you can find the pictures of the Jews in their KKK robes, and when they take off the hoods and their horns show, you can grab them by their horns and throw them down the well. This is all very well-known. </p><p>Jones goes on to explain that he is totally not a racist, because "18, 19 years ago" he was actually the one guy who protested the Nazis and Klan, who were actually Jewish actors anyway, but in reality the only racism in America comes from "a bunch of white people doing it, it's a bunch of elites on their $300 million yachts trying to get us all fighting with each other." And no, you cannot include Donald Trump among those elitists, because he bought <em>his </em> $100 million yacht at a fire-sale price of <a href="http://www.businessinsider.com/history-of-donald-trumps-yachts-2016-11" target="_blank">just $29 million,</a> and really never liked the yacht anyway because it couldn't fly, we hear. </p><p><a href="http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/jones-says-charlottesville-resembles-jewish-conspiracy" target="_blank">Think Progress adds</a> that Jones further explained how The Jews are brought in by George Soros and Hillary Clinton to pretend to be racists, there being no actual racists handy at rightwing gatherings: </p><p/><blockquote>“And I see a bunch of antifa, George Soros-, globalist-, Hillary Clinton-funded crap starting fights and a bunch of fake supremacists they brought in to march around in front of a bunch of conservatives, because I’ve been through it,” he said. <p>“I’ve seen Nazi rallies where the Jewish guys posing as Nazis tuck their” — he swirled his fingers, mimicking Jewish mens’ “peyot” — “literally into Nazi hats.” </p><p>“Wearing old SA Hollywood outfits that you know came out of some Hollywood lot,” he continued. “And I love Jewish folks. The point is, you go to the event. There’s the Nazis, and it’s like — those guys look more Jewish and Seinfeld. I’ve got the videos, we’ve got to dig them up somewhere.” </p></blockquote> <p>We're starting to wonder whether Alex Jones has actually been sampling too much of his own Trucker Speed, or has simply never actually seen an episode of <em>Seinfeld,</em> considering that none of the characters were actually Orthodox dudes with the curly Jew-hair that he apparently thinks all Jew-Men have to tuck under their Jew-hats to blend in with the normies. </p><p>In any case, somebody should warn Jones that The Jews are<a href="https://twitter.com/JSEllenberg/status/896443928433610753" target="_blank"> on to him,</a> and they've had just about enough of his shit: </p><p><a href="https://wonkette.substack.com/p/mind-blown-alex-jones-reveals-soup-nazi-only-character-on-seinfeld-who-was-not-nazi/eclipse-jews" rel="attachment wp-att-621658"><img id="ae6cf" data-rm-shortcode-id="255735c6f772d967637b52aecddb667e" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" class="rm-shortcode " loading="lazy" src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8xNzY2NTkyMy9vcmlnaW4uanBnIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTczODQ4NDcyNn0.QlzxuCBGfTzInP3TztRL9mh-FNfIf23rcnkqdDvPyks/img.jpg?width=980" /></a> </p><p><strong>Yr Wonkette is supported by reader donations. 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