"Because in such programs, “Marriage, healthy family formation, and delaying sex to prevent pregnancy are virtually ignored in terms of priorities.” Any funding that is going to child care, says the Mandate, should go instead to promoting the rhythm method for birth control, and promoting women staying home."
* The Right wingnuts are less interested in marriage, in general, than they are about enforcing cis-hetero ideations of a married couple.
* To them a "healthy family formation" is, again, a cis-hetero couple raising a brood of five or more children. For some strange reason I also believe that the assholes are only interested in solid White families, no mixed race couples and definitely no same-sex families.
* The wingnuts seem to be convinced that the only way to form a healthy family is with two parents. I might be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure the key to a healthy family life is grounded in love which, surprise surprise, can be achieved in a single family household, a mixed race family, or one with parents from the LGBTQIA+ community; love is not contingent on there being two straight parents.
* Attempts to delay sexual activity, whether to prevent pregnancy or any other reason, is doomed to fail as history has shown. Any efforts made will be a waste of taxpayer dollars.
* Halting funds for childcare is just plain wrong, there can be no excuses or rationales... period... full stop... -30-. Stopping the money will not improve childcare but would instead be extremely detrimental. The primary reason the shitheads object to funding programs like Head Start or TANF is that they see them as more beneficial to the poor than to their favored demographic: middle and upper class white victims.
* When it comes to pregnancy control, the rhythm method sucks big hairy mooseballs"
* The authors of Project 2025, the ghostwriters of the Fulvous Fuckwad's Agenda47, and Right wingnut influencers wax enthusiastic when it comes to returning the US to a time when women were barefoot, pregnant, and stayed in the kitchen. Their problem will be the number of RINO women who have entered the workplace and won't take kindly to being told (by their men) to quit their jobs and return to the bliss of being Suzy Homemaker, and who's raison d'être is to keep her man happy and contented.
If they can enforce a "classic" 1950s style of feminine gender on women, they'll HAVE TO be married to survive. Or take "proper" female-coded jobs (nurse, teacher, etc.)
These fuckers are going for the whole jackpot with this Project 2025 bullshit. They honestly think this is their Battle of Armageddon.
Ta, Marcie. To all the voters who put That Thing in the Offal Office back in office, AND all the non-voters (not that we'll find them here at Wonkette):
KAMALA TOLD YOU TO READ PROJECT 2025! They didn't, haven't, and never will. For shame.
And yet my nephew who voted for Trump said he saw nothing wrong with Project 2025...even as his disabled son lost his home health aide...and lost his SSI with Medicaid...
This is why the Maladministration is in office, to hurt people. Many Americans want to see them hurt and torment people. Somalis are just the latest target in the sadopopulist sights. And the rightwing malefactors can drum up any predicate they want so credulous "reporters" can print "both sides" and let the propagandized populace decide.
These are the same people who love to make torture fiction about "oh strangers coming around my kids gonna get killed." They are of course curiously unconcerned about some rando plying random daycares to "see the children." Can you imagine if these places let him in? They'd complain then that "Oh these daycares are unsafe they let STRANGERS WALK IN AND SEE THE KIDS!"
It really pays to have a rightwing media human centipede. Note too that ops like this get funded by millionaire and billionaire pocket change. You don't see leftwing dirty media outfits like this going around to try to entrap rightwing organizations and businesses.
You could not construct a more perfect right wing conspiracy theory. Why it's almost as though the entire thing was cooked up in a Heritage Foundation lab someplace.
This no longer has anything to do with Somalis, or Tim Walz, or Minnesota.
It's nationwide.
This is straight out of Project 2025. The whole Minnesota/Somali/YouTube troll caper is a pre-planned setup.
The goal is to eliminate all funding for anything that helps people who need the help. That's always been their plan, and they haven't been shy about it. For some reason a critical mass of Americans have decided they simply can't have been serious about their aims, all this time.
They are serious.
The plan is to completely impoverish the vast majority of Americans, such that laws don't matter and everyone is completely beholden to the whims of the Billionaires in the Ownership Class. Who can then do whatever they want. And don't have to pay people, and don't even have to enslave them; because they'll be so desperate they enslave themselves.
Collapsing the economy, eradicating millions of jobs, unleashing pandemics, slashing the population by--not kidding--90%; that's all part of the plan too.
This is the implementation of that plan. The pretexts don't matter; they can be sloppy and even absurd. That actually helps because people won't take it seriously until it's too late.
The Christian Nationalists who wrote Project 2025's goal is to dismantle government and have churches handle all social needs...which they of course won't do...
I completely agree with the people who say that TFG was a slow learner as a child due to dyslexia, and never received help for it. He was a disruptive bully in school, who preferred to be thrown out of class rather than endure the humiliation of not being able to read, and therefore being stigmatized as stupid. His bullying and other antisocial behavior was so intractable that Fred and Mary, out of desperation, sent him to military school to "Make A Man Out Of Him". It didn't take. To this day, his favorite insult is to call the object of his hatred "stupid" or "low IQ", which is how he was treated.. And now, his default mode is to cause pain to others, even though it will never fill the hole in his soul.
For fuck’s sake what the hell is the deal with right wingers and their hate boner for non profits? Something about selflessly helping others that really sticks in conservative’s craw? These people are beyond weird.
If the Nextdoor app is any indication, it’s “MY TAX DOLLARS.” We’re taking the money they’d spend on cigarettes and porn subscriptions and using it on THOSE PEOPLE. And “IT’S NOT RACIST YOU DONT KNOW WHAT PEOPLE I MEAN. YOUR [sic] THE RACIST.”
MY TAX DOLLARS is like the third most common phrase there after “stop electing demonrats” and “SEND THEM BACK TO THERE [sic] OWN COUNTRY.
Still just kinda waiting for those Epstein files. You know, the ones mandated by law to be released a few weeks ago.
Trump has got as many false Reichstag Fires as he has worthless cabinet ministers
Dear Nicki Minaj, blow me.asshole.
From the start it was obvious that this was all racist based gaslighting.
They’re eating the pets!
Nick Shirley's now saying he's getting death threats (because of course he'd say that) https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/youtuber-behind-viral-minnesota-fraud-clip-tells-patrick-bet-david-hes-getting-death-threats/
Poor widdle baby.
Fraudster claims threats. Yeah sure Jan.
I am for SHOCKED that that guy was at the Capitol on Jan. 6th /s
"probably read the serious allegations"
Huh, wonder where those "allegations" might have come from 🤔
apparently now it's okay to mass penalize an entire goddamn state over "allegations" engineered in the James O'Keefe School of Journalism
"SOMALI'S ATE ALL THE PETS NOW THEY EAT THE BABIES!!!"
"Because in such programs, “Marriage, healthy family formation, and delaying sex to prevent pregnancy are virtually ignored in terms of priorities.” Any funding that is going to child care, says the Mandate, should go instead to promoting the rhythm method for birth control, and promoting women staying home."
* The Right wingnuts are less interested in marriage, in general, than they are about enforcing cis-hetero ideations of a married couple.
* To them a "healthy family formation" is, again, a cis-hetero couple raising a brood of five or more children. For some strange reason I also believe that the assholes are only interested in solid White families, no mixed race couples and definitely no same-sex families.
* The wingnuts seem to be convinced that the only way to form a healthy family is with two parents. I might be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure the key to a healthy family life is grounded in love which, surprise surprise, can be achieved in a single family household, a mixed race family, or one with parents from the LGBTQIA+ community; love is not contingent on there being two straight parents.
* Attempts to delay sexual activity, whether to prevent pregnancy or any other reason, is doomed to fail as history has shown. Any efforts made will be a waste of taxpayer dollars.
* Halting funds for childcare is just plain wrong, there can be no excuses or rationales... period... full stop... -30-. Stopping the money will not improve childcare but would instead be extremely detrimental. The primary reason the shitheads object to funding programs like Head Start or TANF is that they see them as more beneficial to the poor than to their favored demographic: middle and upper class white victims.
* When it comes to pregnancy control, the rhythm method sucks big hairy mooseballs"
> "The rhythm method is sometimes called “the calendar method” because it involves tracking your cycle on a calendar. When used alone, it’s not a very reliable form of contraception." https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/articles/17900-rhythm-method
According to the NHS/UK, when not used perfectly (strict adherence to all parts of the method) it is the second worst form for preventing pregnancies with a success rate of 76%, and the only method below that has an undetermined success rate. https://www.nhs.uk/contraception/choosing-contraception/how-well-it-works-at-preventing-pregnancy/
* The authors of Project 2025, the ghostwriters of the Fulvous Fuckwad's Agenda47, and Right wingnut influencers wax enthusiastic when it comes to returning the US to a time when women were barefoot, pregnant, and stayed in the kitchen. Their problem will be the number of RINO women who have entered the workplace and won't take kindly to being told (by their men) to quit their jobs and return to the bliss of being Suzy Homemaker, and who's raison d'être is to keep her man happy and contented.
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If they can enforce a "classic" 1950s style of feminine gender on women, they'll HAVE TO be married to survive. Or take "proper" female-coded jobs (nurse, teacher, etc.)
These fuckers are going for the whole jackpot with this Project 2025 bullshit. They honestly think this is their Battle of Armageddon.
Yeah, but the fraudsters Trump pardons have all been treated very unfairly by the Biden DoJ!
Ta, Marcie. To all the voters who put That Thing in the Offal Office back in office, AND all the non-voters (not that we'll find them here at Wonkette):
KAMALA TOLD YOU TO READ PROJECT 2025! They didn't, haven't, and never will. For shame.
I didn't have time to read it but someone I trust did and I believed her.
And yet my nephew who voted for Trump said he saw nothing wrong with Project 2025...even as his disabled son lost his home health aide...and lost his SSI with Medicaid...
I fucking swear, if Trump told these bastards "oxygen is a Democrat hoax" they'd all stop breathing.
Let’s hope he does. Drink more bleach.
And I'm sure your nephew blamed Biden. Rhetorical question btw.
He blamed both Biden and Josh Shapiro since he's in Pennsylvania
I just can’t even.
Leopards...face etc
This is why the Maladministration is in office, to hurt people. Many Americans want to see them hurt and torment people. Somalis are just the latest target in the sadopopulist sights. And the rightwing malefactors can drum up any predicate they want so credulous "reporters" can print "both sides" and let the propagandized populace decide.
These are the same people who love to make torture fiction about "oh strangers coming around my kids gonna get killed." They are of course curiously unconcerned about some rando plying random daycares to "see the children." Can you imagine if these places let him in? They'd complain then that "Oh these daycares are unsafe they let STRANGERS WALK IN AND SEE THE KIDS!"
It really pays to have a rightwing media human centipede. Note too that ops like this get funded by millionaire and billionaire pocket change. You don't see leftwing dirty media outfits like this going around to try to entrap rightwing organizations and businesses.
You could not construct a more perfect right wing conspiracy theory. Why it's almost as though the entire thing was cooked up in a Heritage Foundation lab someplace.
This no longer has anything to do with Somalis, or Tim Walz, or Minnesota.
It's nationwide.
This is straight out of Project 2025. The whole Minnesota/Somali/YouTube troll caper is a pre-planned setup.
The goal is to eliminate all funding for anything that helps people who need the help. That's always been their plan, and they haven't been shy about it. For some reason a critical mass of Americans have decided they simply can't have been serious about their aims, all this time.
They are serious.
The plan is to completely impoverish the vast majority of Americans, such that laws don't matter and everyone is completely beholden to the whims of the Billionaires in the Ownership Class. Who can then do whatever they want. And don't have to pay people, and don't even have to enslave them; because they'll be so desperate they enslave themselves.
Collapsing the economy, eradicating millions of jobs, unleashing pandemics, slashing the population by--not kidding--90%; that's all part of the plan too.
This is the implementation of that plan. The pretexts don't matter; they can be sloppy and even absurd. That actually helps because people won't take it seriously until it's too late.
The Christian Nationalists who wrote Project 2025's goal is to dismantle government and have churches handle all social needs...which they of course won't do...
I completely agree with the people who say that TFG was a slow learner as a child due to dyslexia, and never received help for it. He was a disruptive bully in school, who preferred to be thrown out of class rather than endure the humiliation of not being able to read, and therefore being stigmatized as stupid. His bullying and other antisocial behavior was so intractable that Fred and Mary, out of desperation, sent him to military school to "Make A Man Out Of Him". It didn't take. To this day, his favorite insult is to call the object of his hatred "stupid" or "low IQ", which is how he was treated.. And now, his default mode is to cause pain to others, even though it will never fill the hole in his soul.
Sounds plausible. But it could also be his reading is fine, and he was just an bully and asshole from early days, probably due to horrible parents.
You read Mary Trump's books too, I see
https://youtu.be/SwH-g1P6EgM?si=gl8brIphd1lqmW8B
As for the corrosive effect he's having on the country
https://youtu.be/yhbbXXCjArw?si=wZHSCg4Rw8pmkSh-
Like I said, I agree with her.
For fuck’s sake what the hell is the deal with right wingers and their hate boner for non profits? Something about selflessly helping others that really sticks in conservative’s craw? These people are beyond weird.
It's all based upon their perpetual preoccupation with somehow being taken advantage of, aka the far-Reich persecution complex.
If the Nextdoor app is any indication, it’s “MY TAX DOLLARS.” We’re taking the money they’d spend on cigarettes and porn subscriptions and using it on THOSE PEOPLE. And “IT’S NOT RACIST YOU DONT KNOW WHAT PEOPLE I MEAN. YOUR [sic] THE RACIST.”
MY TAX DOLLARS is like the third most common phrase there after “stop electing demonrats” and “SEND THEM BACK TO THERE [sic] OWN COUNTRY.
Brain cleanser: https://bsky.app/profile/bagelsofdoom.bsky.social/post/3mbhtbep5ms23
So sweet! It's like a tiny columbine and a violet had a baby!
That's a nice description! What really gets me is the stained-glass look.
Just your regular reminder that Mark Robinson (allegedly) still owes money for some donkey piss porn he ordered…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o4CbWIXGzvE
(No donkeys were harmed in the video)
I think the statue of limitations for debt has passed on that by now.
Still fuckin funny.