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Walt Mistler's avatar

Don't mean to both sides this, but lefties tried to burn a trestle in WA to stop coal trains. Not sure if it helped, but no coal trains.

Lordpnut's avatar

...and the mome raths assgrabe.

Cliff Hendroval's avatar

Signal Corps, huh? Did you ever run into a civilian named Chuck who was working to help set up a communications system for the SV Police?

JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

but also too:se·ba·ceoussəˈbāSHəsadjective technicalrelating to oil or fat.relating to a sebaceous gland or its secretion.eeeewwwwww

BrianW's avatar

"Heaven help the one who gives his email login info to the Feds" just doesn't have quite the same ring to it though.

BrianW's avatar

At least Roland had his head blown off. These guys seem to be that way naturally.

Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

judges will also accept bum

Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

Upfist for 80’s flooring refernce!

Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

Kook, not crook...but that still fits... I love how unsophisticatedly stupid they are...

Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

I like how there’s 3 streets between 1st and 2nd street...

Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

Also, if what they say is true, does that mean they aren’t happy with trum, et. Al?

Momo's avatar

Trains are irresistable to RWNJs! Some guy from St. Louis just went down for attacking an Amtrak train in rural Nebraska, actually stopping them, "to save them from black people". https://www.kansascity.com/... The Lone Racist Hijacker has a slightly more romantic tinge than Three Suckerteer Extortionist Vandals. (btw Sucker is the proper slur to call someone from Illinois)

Momo's avatar

Bum also rhymes with dumb. I'd feel better if the rhyme ended with bum.

svejk's avatar

a metric fuck-ton of golden kudos to you for "sebaceous" as applied to squalid human pustule seb gorka