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jqheywood's avatar

[Dinsdale voice]: It would be a shame if anything happened to little Suzy because we din-ant 'ave any cupcakes, na wooden it?

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

Given the incredible depth of US stupidity, I'm sensing a real "buy" opportunity in gunmaker stocks!

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PubOption's avatar

"Burning Desire"? The Aggie bonfire was banned several years ago.

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<i>"The first person he would probably try to take out was the resource officer. But if he doesn’t know which teacher has training, then he wouldn’t know which one had [a gun],” Niceley said by phone.</i>

Lemme guess: is it the one with the gun?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

So by the GunTard rationale (I'm gonna trademark that), we want armed guards everywhere kids come together and create a target-rich environment. Pre-school, obviously, and the playground, and the ball field, and scout meetings, and by all means the church choirmaster should have a Bushmaster within reach, just in case.

The stupidity, it hurts.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

That yawning vacuum of media coverage is just asking for it.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

<blockquote>“These teachers would be trained at the same level as our law enforcement are currently trained,” he said.</blockquote>

These are the same overpaid union thugs that are destroying our nation's future, right?

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