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And, amazingly, it doesn't appear that the FBI sold the guy the pipe bombs.

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maybe Buford just wanted to blow up Tila Tequila <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHO..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.go...">http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHO...

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♫ He's just a Juggalo, and everywhere he goes, people are just dyin' to meet him ♪

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Suggestion:

"That's a great game. You play that on your Wii, right?"

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I'd start with "people named Buford"

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I sure hope this doesn't lead to people irrationally fearing normal, everyday clowns. It would be awful to see a rise in hate-mime-crimes.

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<i>"There is just too little evidence right now to support a decision either way."</i>

Well yeah ... because the FBI blew it all up, the dummies!

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<i>Bunker Homes and Gardens</i>

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Gun-fondling bomb-builidng wingnut paranoid juggalo plumber -- yeah, how typical. Serioulsy, I don't even know which stereotypes to apply to this wanker.

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That's the face of a genius, if ever I saw one.

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Well, apparently it's okay if you're a plumber. With a family militia.

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That's offal.

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Juggalos and hipster near-beer? I think not.

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Is there a category they could use with more success, like "domestic idiots"?

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This sounds like a job for glasspusher. He knows more compounds than the average electrochemist.

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not enough Kahlua...

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