NOW IT IS SERIOUS. As "the eternal winter of war" continues to defecate all over the once-pristine state of Minnesota, we are hearing terrifying news reports that Minnesota's liquor is running out. Nobody is able get their state-issued liquor purchasing cards renewed, so we suggest that anyone still alive at this hour over there should probably leave work
There is going to be a fucking riot every Sunday at noon when football season rolls around and the Metrodome is vacant and the bars are shut. Wait, I vaguely remember some little incident happening last winter.... <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAyLX2hY7E0">http://www.youtube.com/watc... Holy fuck, it&#039;s gonna be a bloodbath up there!
There is going to be a fucking riot every Sunday at noon when football season rolls around and the Metrodome is vacant and the bars are shut. Wait, I vaguely remember some little incident happening last winter.... <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAyLX2hY7E0">http://www.youtube.com/watc... Holy fuck, it&#039;s gonna be a bloodbath up there!
Who knew that the invisible hand doesn&#039;t scoop poop?
No booze? Republicans really do want to take America back to the 1920s.
Yeah, now we&#039;re down to just one food group: cheese fries.
Heroin?
Sober Minnesotans is not a happy prospect for Minnesotans.
Have crack dealers also been unable to renew their licenses?
Will this be like the baby boom 9 months after the big power outage back in the 60s? Except in reverse.
Actually it sounds messy, disgusting, and downright dangerous. Either way.
Bwahahahaha! I live in Minnesota. BUT!!!!!! I make my own beer! Bwhahahahahaha! Etc.
Geez. It&#039;s enough to drive a person to drink. Oh. Wait......
Fire up the still, Cletus.
It might cripple the booze industry, but buy stock in Aqua Velva NOW!!
this is just like prohibition only with less cool gangsters and more fat republicans.
i hope monsieur_grumpe hasn&#039;t commented b/c he&#039;s out stocking up.
2 words:
Toilet wine.
<a href="http:\/\/www.blacktable.com\/gillin030901.htm" target="_blank">Look it up.</a>