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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Crip Dyke. So do they call themselves Burkman (ha! if one is familiar with Cockney rhyming slang, although it's spelled berk) and Wohl, or Wohl and Burkman? You know what? I don't care.

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Hah. I'm linking to a Spanish language media story about the unholy trinity of these two clowns and El Trumpo because the head line is so full of inflections of Spanish irony.

https://centronoticiasinternacionales.opennemas.com/articulo/politica/jack-burkman-jacob-wohl-mas-torpes-agente-trump-acusados-supuesto-plan-supresion-votos/20201001113648001283.html

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Joe. That is hilarious.

bluePNWcats's avatar

Absinthe and pop rocks, you say? Now that sounds like a party. 🎉

Sarah Smile's avatar

It's so hard to pick a favorite among the many times Burkman and/or Wohl made complete horse's asses of themselves, but I think I'm gonna have to go with the time Burkman claimed he had lost 65 lbs and all of his hair due to a hunger strike (I forget what he was allegedly protesting but it literally does not matter). Not Even A Show managed to get an on-camera interview with him, and he conducted it wearing the least convincing bald cap that has ever existed. How Chris James managed to keep a straight face I'll never know, dude must be one hell of a poker player.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=zwQ3S1ALDSI

3FingerPete's avatar

In other news Eric Schmidt, Arizona's answer to Jacob Wohl, is having his own meet-cute with the justice system.

https://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/a-guide-to-the-legal-troubles-of-phoenix-troll-ethan-schmidt-crockett-17954339

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

They're all tiresome, aren't they?

Snarkrates's avatar

You know what they say: Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

Cakes We Like's avatar

Sounds like Crip Dyke has been partying on gallbladder's lawn without us.

Lady Tavestock's avatar

As a liberal, I expect to have the edgy lifestyle propositioning DC madams and Pride participants. Dang, I have to settle for the sublime pleasure of pulling out a dandelion tap root in one piece. Wocka, wocka!!

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

"Pop Rocks and Absinthe"

gallbladder's techno-synth, euro-pop accordion band.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

That's a mighty big lake of dicks for them to drink.

Sister Artemis's avatar

Pop rocks and Absynthe? Has Gallbladder been visiting our esteemed writer?

Blanche de Shambles's avatar

I still choose to believe that Elizabeth Warren has destroyed more Marines than the god damn Battle of Hue oorah.

Renaissance Outlaw's avatar

*last night’s celebration which was a bit heavy on the pop rocks and absinthe.*

Hope gallbladder didn’t miss out on this

Pop Rocks and absinthe sounds kinky

Sister Artemis's avatar

'xactly where my brain went.

I do believe I'll associate absynthe with gallbladder till the end of my days.

Boogie Mama's avatar

[stands, applauds wildly]

Bravo!! I need to read it again somewhere I can laugh out loud

Antifa Commander's avatar

Get up on the scene!

Like a sex marine! Huh!

Gave me an earworm, CD.

Emil Muz's avatar

Can I take it to the bridge?

ManchuCandidate's avatar

Jacob No No and the Open Fly John