Ta, Crip Dyke. So do they call themselves Burkman (ha! if one is familiar with Cockney rhyming slang, although it's spelled berk) and Wohl, or Wohl and Burkman? You know what? I don't care.
Hah. I'm linking to a Spanish language media story about the unholy trinity of these two clowns and El Trumpo because the head line is so full of inflections of Spanish irony.
It's so hard to pick a favorite among the many times Burkman and/or Wohl made complete horse's asses of themselves, but I think I'm gonna have to go with the time Burkman claimed he had lost 65 lbs and all of his hair due to a hunger strike (I forget what he was allegedly protesting but it literally does not matter). Not Even A Show managed to get an on-camera interview with him, and he conducted it wearing the least convincing bald cap that has ever existed. How Chris James managed to keep a straight face I'll never know, dude must be one hell of a poker player.
As a liberal, I expect to have the edgy lifestyle propositioning DC madams and Pride participants. Dang, I have to settle for the sublime pleasure of pulling out a dandelion tap root in one piece. Wocka, wocka!!
Ta, Crip Dyke. So do they call themselves Burkman (ha! if one is familiar with Cockney rhyming slang, although it's spelled berk) and Wohl, or Wohl and Burkman? You know what? I don't care.
Hah. I'm linking to a Spanish language media story about the unholy trinity of these two clowns and El Trumpo because the head line is so full of inflections of Spanish irony.
https://centronoticiasinternacionales.opennemas.com/articulo/politica/jack-burkman-jacob-wohl-mas-torpes-agente-trump-acusados-supuesto-plan-supresion-votos/20201001113648001283.html
Ta, Joe. That is hilarious.
Absinthe and pop rocks, you say? Now that sounds like a party. 🎉
It's so hard to pick a favorite among the many times Burkman and/or Wohl made complete horse's asses of themselves, but I think I'm gonna have to go with the time Burkman claimed he had lost 65 lbs and all of his hair due to a hunger strike (I forget what he was allegedly protesting but it literally does not matter). Not Even A Show managed to get an on-camera interview with him, and he conducted it wearing the least convincing bald cap that has ever existed. How Chris James managed to keep a straight face I'll never know, dude must be one hell of a poker player.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=zwQ3S1ALDSI
In other news Eric Schmidt, Arizona's answer to Jacob Wohl, is having his own meet-cute with the justice system.
https://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/a-guide-to-the-legal-troubles-of-phoenix-troll-ethan-schmidt-crockett-17954339
They're all tiresome, aren't they?
You know what they say: Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
Sounds like Crip Dyke has been partying on gallbladder's lawn without us.
As a liberal, I expect to have the edgy lifestyle propositioning DC madams and Pride participants. Dang, I have to settle for the sublime pleasure of pulling out a dandelion tap root in one piece. Wocka, wocka!!
"Pop Rocks and Absinthe"
gallbladder's techno-synth, euro-pop accordion band.
With a bagpipe and kazoo rhythm section.
And a unicycle!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNoBo4UJ6jM
Not a unicycle, but PDQ Bach was innovative in his use of bicycles in concerts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjqW3ec5_Nk
That's a mighty big lake of dicks for them to drink.
Pop rocks and Absynthe? Has Gallbladder been visiting our esteemed writer?
GMTA (I need to scroll down)
I still choose to believe that Elizabeth Warren has destroyed more Marines than the god damn Battle of Hue oorah.
*last night’s celebration which was a bit heavy on the pop rocks and absinthe.*
Hope gallbladder didn’t miss out on this
Pop Rocks and absinthe sounds kinky
'xactly where my brain went.
I do believe I'll associate absynthe with gallbladder till the end of my days.
[stands, applauds wildly]
Bravo!! I need to read it again somewhere I can laugh out loud
Get up on the scene!
Like a sex marine! Huh!
Gave me an earworm, CD.
Can I take it to the bridge?
Jacob No No and the Open Fly John