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Ta, Crip Dyke. So do they call themselves Burkman (ha! if one is familiar with Cockney rhyming slang, although it's spelled berk) and Wohl, or Wohl and Burkman? You know what? I don't care.

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Apr 11·edited Apr 11Liked by Crip Dyke

Hah. I'm linking to a Spanish language media story about the unholy trinity of these two clowns and El Trumpo because the head line is so full of inflections of Spanish irony.

https://centronoticiasinternacionales.opennemas.com/articulo/politica/jack-burkman-jacob-wohl-mas-torpes-agente-trump-acusados-supuesto-plan-supresion-votos/20201001113648001283.html

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Absinthe and pop rocks, you say? Now that sounds like a party. 🎉

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It's so hard to pick a favorite among the many times Burkman and/or Wohl made complete horse's asses of themselves, but I think I'm gonna have to go with the time Burkman claimed he had lost 65 lbs and all of his hair due to a hunger strike (I forget what he was allegedly protesting but it literally does not matter). Not Even A Show managed to get an on-camera interview with him, and he conducted it wearing the least convincing bald cap that has ever existed. How Chris James managed to keep a straight face I'll never know, dude must be one hell of a poker player.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=zwQ3S1ALDSI

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In other news Eric Schmidt, Arizona's answer to Jacob Wohl, is having his own meet-cute with the justice system.

https://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/a-guide-to-the-legal-troubles-of-phoenix-troll-ethan-schmidt-crockett-17954339

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You know what they say: Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

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Apr 11Liked by Crip Dyke

Sounds like Crip Dyke has been partying on gallbladder's lawn without us.

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As a liberal, I expect to have the edgy lifestyle propositioning DC madams and Pride participants. Dang, I have to settle for the sublime pleasure of pulling out a dandelion tap root in one piece. Wocka, wocka!!

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"Pop Rocks and Absinthe"

gallbladder's techno-synth, euro-pop accordion band.

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That's a mighty big lake of dicks for them to drink.

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Pop rocks and Absynthe? Has Gallbladder been visiting our esteemed writer?

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I still choose to believe that Elizabeth Warren has destroyed more Marines than the god damn Battle of Hue oorah.

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*last night’s celebration which was a bit heavy on the pop rocks and absinthe.*

Hope gallbladder didn’t miss out on this

Pop Rocks and absinthe sounds kinky

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[stands, applauds wildly]

Bravo!! I need to read it again somewhere I can laugh out loud

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Apr 11Liked by Crip Dyke

Get up on the scene!

Like a sex marine! Huh!

Gave me an earworm, CD.

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Apr 11Liked by Crip Dyke

Jacob No No and the Open Fly John

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