Everybody was so excited when what's his name,Atlanticchild wonder Ross Douthat, got Bill Kristol's spot in theNew York Times. We're still kind of angry about theNYTtaking away one of our easiest weekly comedy bits, so no hurrahs from your Wonkette. Also, this Ross Douthat does seem to be that most common of things, a conservative asshole! Let's take a look at his book,
WORST PENTHOUSE FORUM LETTER EVER!!1!
you mean has the ladies chained up in the basement