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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

To be fair, the Baton Rouge audience did hold their applause until she said something completely unintelligible.

FeloniousMonk's avatar

Whenever this happens I wonder: how did the rest do on their geopolitical question? Or was the fix in from the Mississippi mob so their girl didn't look the dumbest? Does anybody actually watch the whole of these ludicrous exercises that couldn't raise a boner even when National Geographic was the hottest thing around?

Painter of Goats's avatar

I don't think we should be subjecting ourselves either. I prefer to be predicated.

Fartknocker's avatar

She is datable in the Duck Commander world so she has that going for her.

schmannity's avatar

As if to prove this is a cult, the woman offstage nodding vigorously could have otherwise shouted NAILED IT! I still would make myself available for several adult beverages.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Well, she has the right acumen for Fox News. Just order up a gallon of peroxide and hey presto!

schmannity's avatar

I'd rather objectify sarcasm.

bobbert's avatar

Sounds like a predicament.

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Wow! Nouns, verbs, punctuation, other sentence parts. She's the complete package! I may have misjudged Louisiana.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Nice photo - best cheekbones on Wonkette since Jessica Cutler.

Jared James's avatar

The outside of her head does look presentable and well cared-for. It's the inside that could use some tending.