Miss Louisiana USA Brittany Guidry is just the most brilliant person we can think of, and it's a damn pity she only made third runner-up in Miss USA. Noted pageant correspondents Talking Points Memo have a hilarious rundown of her onstage interview. You really need to read this, if you care about America or enjoy chortling with delight. And yeah, we've got video.
Whenever this happens I wonder: how did the rest do on their geopolitical question? Or was the fix in from the Mississippi mob so their girl didn't look the dumbest? Does anybody actually watch the whole of these ludicrous exercises that couldn't raise a boner even when National Geographic was the hottest thing around?
As if to prove this is a cult, the woman offstage nodding vigorously could have otherwise shouted NAILED IT! I still would make myself available for several adult beverages.
To be fair, the Baton Rouge audience did hold their applause until she said something completely unintelligible.
Whenever this happens I wonder: how did the rest do on their geopolitical question? Or was the fix in from the Mississippi mob so their girl didn't look the dumbest? Does anybody actually watch the whole of these ludicrous exercises that couldn't raise a boner even when National Geographic was the hottest thing around?
I don't think we should be subjecting ourselves either. I prefer to be predicated.
She is datable in the Duck Commander world so she has that going for her.
As if to prove this is a cult, the woman offstage nodding vigorously could have otherwise shouted NAILED IT! I still would make myself available for several adult beverages.
Well, she has the right acumen for Fox News. Just order up a gallon of peroxide and hey presto!
I'd rather objectify sarcasm.
GATOR LIBEL!!!!
Sounds like a predicament.
This can be fixed.
Wow! Nouns, verbs, punctuation, other sentence parts. She's the complete package! I may have misjudged Louisiana.
Nice photo - best cheekbones on Wonkette since Jessica Cutler.
The outside of her head does look presentable and well cared-for. It's the inside that could use some tending.