It's Primary Day in Mississippi, time to see whether the Republican candidate for Senate will be Aging Conservadick Thad Cochran, or Tea Party/Neo-Confederate Superdick Chris McDaniel.
<i>the modern conservative movement is equal parts &ldquo;The Jerry Springer Show&rdquo; and &ldquo;Ow! My Balls!&rdquo;</i>
The ONLY reason why they&#039;re even called the &quot;Tea Party&quot; is because &#039;homophobic racist misogynistic illiterate inbred trailer trash&#039; was waaaay too much for them to remember.
Jinx!
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O Brother Where Art Thou LIBEL!!!
And here I thought that was Louisiana, at least according to True Detective.
Still bitter over the Battle of Chickasaw Bayou?
Well, the clap used to be.
Yes.
&quot;Alcoholic and recovering Catholic&quot; is the more common version.
The US Chamber of Commerce keeps Cochran&#039;s balls in a jar, so McDaniel is your only choice.
Mississippi Derping.
Grant was too soft on Vicksburg.
<i>the modern conservative movement is equal parts &ldquo;The Jerry Springer Show&rdquo; and &ldquo;Ow! My Balls!&rdquo;</i>
The ONLY reason why they&#039;re even called the &quot;Tea Party&quot; is because &#039;homophobic racist misogynistic illiterate inbred trailer trash&#039; was waaaay too much for them to remember.
Bastards at Ellis Island truncated the &quot;O&#039;&quot;