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bobbert's avatar

Busnutz libel!

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Some places. Not others. Speaking as an Old White Boomer -- we failed.

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the beatings will continue <strike>until morale improves</strike>...

ftfy

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Assholes: Everywhere.

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On a day when we've seen a number of legitimate contenders for the Stupidest Quote of All Time (that is, a normal day on teh Wonk), this one really has some chops.

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Ah, Satan's Airport.

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Actually, for peanuts, a good sporting slingshot is a lot more portable.

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Or a continental-sized enema.

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The first two were funny, but the third AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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but are you feeling <strike>Mary</strike> merry?

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it's not so weird when you see it on Skinemax late at night though...

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Oooh. Damn you, I already went to the store.

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Ist das nicht ein Schnitzelbank?

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Yeah, I was struck (ha ha) by the sort of inappropriate use of "one of ONLY 19 states" -- that's 38% of states.

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Hahaha (thud).

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You're awful.

So am I because I'm laughing.

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