Bolstered by a recent report from a coalition of civil rights organizations, Mississippi continues to excel in attracting those re-locators balancing the need for quality public schools with the desire to live near an unofficially segregated Waffle House. One of only 19 states that permits paddling in schools, Mississippi has long been a haven for parents looking to outsource the beating of their children to skilled public educators, and with the nation's highest rate of students beaten by school staff, parents are assured the draconian laws so instrumental to their children's success are and will continue to be applied liberally and lovingly.
On a day when we've seen a number of legitimate contenders for the Stupidest Quote of All Time (that is, a normal day on teh Wonk), this one really has some chops.
Busnutz libel!
Some places. Not others. Speaking as an Old White Boomer -- we failed.
the beatings will continue <strike>until morale improves</strike>...
ftfy
Assholes: Everywhere.
On a day when we&#039;ve seen a number of legitimate contenders for the Stupidest Quote of All Time (that is, a normal day on teh Wonk), this one really has some chops.
Ah, Satan&#039;s Airport.
Actually, for peanuts, a good sporting slingshot is a lot more portable.
Or a continental-sized enema.
The first two were funny, but the third AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
but are you feeling <strike>Mary</strike> merry?
it&#039;s not so weird when you see it on Skinemax late at night though...
Oooh. Damn you, I already went to the store.
Ist das nicht ein Schnitzelbank?
Yeah, I was struck (ha ha) by the sort of inappropriate use of &quot;one of ONLY 19 states&quot; -- that&#039;s 38% of states.
Hahaha (thud).
You&#039;re awful.
So am I because I&#039;m laughing.